How perverted is the person above you?

When he's 100 feet in the air cutting limbs off of trees, he sometimes has a little bit of fun with the knot holes.

he has an odd attraction to bees.

She likes bowling pins. Not bowling. Just the pins....

You should see what the man can do with a curling stick. REALLY.

he would sleep with his mum if it ment a night of hot passion with a carrot and a turtle

He can make a 42 pound curling stone disappear...

He's called goofball because of an accident he had with a paper shredder. He still has the fetish oddly enough...

2 maybe a 3?

Just hope he had that clown suit washed before he shows up to your kid's birthday party. I'm just sayin...

He's so perverted even I wouldn't do him

She once got 4chan shut down for being "too extreme".

7 out of 10

69 out of 10

95 of 100.

200 of 100.

SAYS IT ALL!!!!

Pom

86 of 100.

Somewhere between "the cops are coming for you right now" and "the FBI is coming for you right now".

not very.

Very.

not as much as you think.

She's a nun, in fact. She thought wearing her habit in her profile pic might scare people off.

We once took a walk together and I convinced him to take a detour to the ice cream parlour. But it wasn't very far off the way, so I didn't pervert him all that much that day.