Inappropriate rumor about the poster above you....

snores

Drools in bed

Likes to tickle people noses with her hair.

She's actually fooling around with Lando on the side...

is actually female

Is trying to train goldfish to be sharks.

feeds goldfish Phosphorus elements to make them night lights

is the publisher of Phosphorescent Goldfish Poop Fancier

subscribes to said magazine

i like it for the trenchant journalism... and the poop.

tries to make me getting married with him

has lots of strange pictures

has tons of types of maid costumes with himself

has a Wizard of Oz costume for every day of the week

smells of bottom shelf Tequila and $3 dollar "escorts".

got cornrows and learned to booty shake for the boys

smells of Funyuns and despair

is sexually aroused by Frito-Lay products

is sexually aroused by cheese

is sexually aroused by rice pudding

Secretly lusts after giant Irish men....like me

when boiled in water, makes a tasty broth.

puts purple skittles up his nose

Is a RL Borat impersonator

likes his anteaters shaved