Inappropriate rumor about the poster above you....

So, do you know some hot new gossip on the poster above you? Probably not... so partake in the fine tradition of making something up!

Make up a silly or inappropriate rumor that you have "heard somewhere" about the poster above you.

(Try not to be mean-spirited, though, OK? )

Don't tell anyone, but she moonlights pretending to be a drag queen.

Was arrested for lewd conduct involving two llamas, a spork, and an ungodly amount of petroleum jelly.

Is the Notorious Florida Llama Pimp!

Has an army of evil monkeys who, on command, deficate on what - or who ever they want.

named a hole in his pillow samuel l jackson.

I heard he likes to suck off all the chocolate on his peanuts and serve them to guests...

Has a complete collection of "Altar Boy" trading cards.

buys his underwear in the kids section...

Can only reach sexual climax while thinking of Abe Vigoda.

Hocks a beverage that, if consumed, will turn your urine blue.


{Darn it, that was for SonicBoom}

[Edited on Feb 14, 2006 by fatdavid8]

Is goatse man

has tried to have sexual intercourse with the Flowbee but left him mangled and depressed...

I hear he likes to eat cheese-wiz, while naked.

That's a wig, in that picture.

I hear those glasses are fake, he wears them to get smart chicks. hehe

...and it's goofball's wig. MightyTick and Goofball are wig-swappers!

[Edited on Feb 14, 2006 by fatdavid8]

Is it true that you have found a way to milk cows through the internet?

I heard he stars in Clown Porn.

Is fluffer for the clown porn, so he knows very well that Mighty Tick does indeed star in it. At least, that's what I heard

[Edited on Feb 14, 2006 by goofball]

Good one! I hear that you are the biggest purchaser of clown porn in the nation, is it true?

Only because you were sick those two days last year.

He's really Moby

Someone once told me that you have a secret crush on the lady from Romper Room.

is a hippie.