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Hooraydiation

Boston, MA

October 2005

JAN 30, 2006 08:03 PM

I'm all for the girl being mean and controlling towards the guy. I might even be okay with the guy being that way to the girl, but the problem is that guys in porn are so gross and they become even more repulsive when they speak (or even make a sound, for that matter).

And it is important that the other person looks like he or she is enjoying being treated that way.

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

JAN 30, 2006 08:41 PM

ProperNoun said:
You're a dirty bitch, silly. A dirty, dirty bitch.

"I'd hit it! "

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:11 PM

sillyokio said:

ProperNoun said:
You're a dirty bitch, silly. A dirty, dirty bitch.

"I'd hit it! "

Two times?

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

JAN 30, 2006 09:12 PM

ProperNoun said:

sillyokio said:

ProperNoun said:
You're a dirty bitch, silly. A dirty, dirty bitch.

"I'd hit it! "

Two times?

you better.

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:14 PM

Backwards?

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:20 PM

Hooraydiation said:
I'm all for the girl being mean and controlling towards the guy. I might even be okay with the guy being that way to the girl, but the problem is that guys in porn are so gross and they become even more repulsive when they speak (or even make a sound, for that matter).

And it is important that the other person looks like he or she is enjoying being treated that way.

Agreed. Porn dudes are nasty.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:27 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

BlueValentine said:
I never pay enough attention to the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the relationship in porn. For me, its like *diddle* *diddle* *cum* *go to sleep*. Porn is never on long enough for me to form an opinion about the people

See for me, I need to feel something about the people, otherwise it's like watching dogs fuck. And I'm not passing judgement on anyone else's porn habits, but without feeling like I know something about the people or "characters" it's just so clinical and mechanical. I don't know, maybe I'm nuts. But thanks for a serious response.

Maybe you should stop posting in silly so much. That way when you need to use your imagination your brain wont go limp.

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:28 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
Agreed. Porn dudes are nasty.

Fridgie..., could you say this out loud with a straight face?

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

JAN 30, 2006 09:28 PM

ProperNoun said:
Backwards?

yes please.

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:28 PM

i think a key to this is, that porn is selling enmasse to men who are frustrated because they arent getting laid. so theyd like to see some cock grovelling. (not saying anything about The Fridge, obviously, or anyone here. but its got to be a key demographic) i really dont like modern porn... i like 70s and 60s porn.

or hell, maybe those porn dudes are pissed theyve done 67 movies in a row and theyve got no feeling left in thier wangs, i dunno.
no i dont like it. nor do i like when men are super creepy:
"breathes heavy, oh youre... well youre one happening lady! now get those titties out there... breathe"

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:31 PM

sillyokio said:

ProperNoun said:
Backwards?

yes please.

Gloryhole?

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:36 PM

ProperNoun said:

FridgeMagnet said:
Agreed. Porn dudes are nasty.

Fridgie..., could you say this out loud with a straight face?

Absolutely.

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

JAN 30, 2006 09:38 PM

ProperNoun said:

sillyokio said:

ProperNoun said:
Backwards?

yes please.

Gloryhole?

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:39 PM

Dirty bitchizzle!

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

JAN 30, 2006 09:41 PM

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:43 PM

...what's so funny about Frogtown Road?

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:48 PM

ProperNoun said:
...what's so funny about Frogtown Road?

Well it's obviously for heathens, the path leading away from the Foothill church.

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

JAN 30, 2006 09:50 PM

Oh, you mean that front for the Klan?

priapus

I'm lost

January 2004

FEB 01, 2006 07:01 AM

Jayden said:

priapus said:
Guys being dicks is a turnoff, but for me, the most unwelcome turnoff trend in porn these days is the A2M.

Dumb, disgusting, unhealthy.

ATM isn't actually that unhealthy when done in the context of porn since pretty much every porn chick who shoots anal does a big fat enema beforehand. I think it's totally hot.
It's ass to pussy that makes me cringe, vaginas are not equipped to handle that kind of bacteria and I have heard from some reliable sources that ATP makes your snatch totally stink afterwards.

I assume everyone takes an enema before anal.

I also assumed A2M was dangerous for the same reason ass-to-pussy was, the bacteria thing. No?

Although, when I think about it, I love to give a rim job when she's fresh from the shower...and that's not too different from A2M, I guess I'm a little conflicted about it...must be the lingering effects of catholicism.

Xotanac

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2004

FEB 01, 2006 07:29 AM

I enjoy watching to people having sex and saying "I love you more".. "no I love you more"

All sex is disrespectful..

priapus

I'm lost

January 2004

FEB 01, 2006 07:38 AM

Less_Love said:
I enjoy watching to people having sex and saying "I love you more".. "no I love you more"

All sex is disrespectful..

Yeah, but there's disrespectul and then there's disrespectful...I guess everybody draws the line somewhere, I draw it somewhere between being turned on by dirty talking, bondage, and ass slapping and being turned off by spitting and face slapping and A2M.

But to each their own.

Xotanac

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2004

FEB 01, 2006 07:45 AM

Less_Love said:
I enjoy watching to people having sex and saying "I love you more".. "no I love you more"

All sex is disrespectful..

Yeah, but there's disrespectul and then there's disrespectful...I guess everybody draws the line somewhere, I draw it somewhere between being turned on by dirty talking, bondage, and ass slapping and being turned off by spitting and face slapping and A2M.

But to each their own.

Word! Personally, I like to be slapped in the face, but any spitting is strictly involuntary.

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

DEC 04, 2010 07:08 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
No, not that kind of dick, silly. I was watching some porn last night, a pretty simple scene, with a girl on her knees blowing some dude. So all is going well, until he starts barking orders at her. "Open your mouth!" "Move your head!" nothing really degrading, but she was obviously not enjoying the moment.

It turned me off, so I turned it off and got to thinking that guys being really dicky to girls is pretty common in porn, and I hate it. But I'm sure it's there for a reason. So here's the question, would you rather see porn where the people are disrespectful and salty to each other, or do you want to see porn where the two people seem to actually have a modicum of respect for each other?

I enjoy funny porn

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