Get Drunk W/ 3 Of Your Fave Film Characters!

Conan (Conan The Barbarian)

The Dude (Big Lebowski)

Hedwig (Hedwig & The Angry Inch)

...at the Titty Twister strip bar from "Dusk Til Dawn".

can i subsitute pot for alcohol?

off the top of my head...

bill the butcher (gangs of new york)
gandalf (lord of the rings)
tyler durden (fight club)

The 40 year old Virgin
"Band camp girl" from American Pie
Dori (Finding Nemo)

Dudley Moore's "Arthur" character would be a scream (plus he could pay for all the drinks)

Kate Beckinsale's Selena from Underworld (because all girls are two cocktails away from a girl on girl experience, even if they are a vampire)

and

Jay and Silent Bob (they come as a team) because they'd provide all the crass humour that I would require.

Totally agree with Nacho about the location too!

Yeah, any mood enhancer/mind alterer will work. The end result could be quite different, though....I wouldn't want to do ecstacy with my first 3 pics!

That could get ugly...I hear Dori is an "mean drunk"!!!

*slaps forehead* Dory would be perfect, she'd have no memory of buying the last round!

Yeah, that place is too cool; but people can pick other locations, too.

Or any memory of Band Camp Girl sticking a flute in her pussy.

Rick Blaine from Casablanca
Jake Gittes from Chinatown
Deckard from Blade Runner

no no...for that youd need....

rollergirl (boogie nights)
marla (fight club)
clementine (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)

Tyler Durden (fight club)
Bruce (Bruce almight)
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski (The big Lebowski)

Just.... pure awesomness!

pink panther (french cop)

Jack Burton-Big Trouble in Little China
Wolverine-X2
Martin Blank-Gross Point Blank

In Josie's Bar in Daredevil (the Director's cut of course)

The head viking guy-King Auther
The Joker-Batman
Billy Madison

So, Inspector Clouseau with.....Dr. Strangelove and...Harold Fine (I Love You, Alice B. Toklas). That would be surreal...an all Peter Sellers boozer!

Nobody ever wants to go drinkin' with the bad guys! And people wonder what went wrong...

I'm drinkin' with Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones; Conan the Barbarian), Little Bill Daggett (Gene Hackman; Unforgiven) and Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman; The Fifth Element).

We'll get really shit faced and make crank calls. "Hello? Is this Conan? (*stiffles laughter*) Conan, do you know if your refigerator is running...?"

Randal Graves (clerks)
Brodie Bruce (mallrats)
Cal (40 year old virgin)

funniest night of my life

I am gonna go the pot route and these 3 are my choices

Brad Pitt's stoner from True Romance cracks my ass up!

Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp)
Jack Sparrow
Edward Scissorhands

captain spaulding from the devil's rejects
bess from breaking the waves
francis dolarhyde from red dragon

Jareth, the Goblin King
Princess Leia
and Zula (Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer)

High with
John Bender (Breakfast Club) He's gotta have some good shit. Did you see that bag it was in???
Cheech and Chong (of course they would have good shit too)
Conan the barbarian so I could bring proof to his "Governator" campaign as a valid reason for him NOT to run

Drunk with
Captain Jack Sparrow (because I love rum and what Pirate worth his booty doesn't like good rum)
Tyler Durden (because he can kick any idiots ass that might try to talk shit while drunk)
Darth Vader (so we could get trashed and blow up planets for fun!!! )

ash. (you all know who i'm talking about.)
barry from high fidelity. (oafish music snobs are always ten times funnier when they're drunk.)
wash from firefly/serenity. (he and and ash can have one-liner battles.)

whoa.whoa.whoa....good luck w/ that night....