Give a caption to the profile pic above you

If I hold real still I can hold in this fart

Do these track marks make me look fat??

And they said being a Junior League Sumo Coach was a piece of cake.

Whats that smell?

OMG -- what WAS in that sandwich???!!

that was a wet one

We're nearly at the McDonald's. Stop whipping me.

He promised he wouldnt cum in my mouth......batsard

hahahaha! noooo more!!!!!!!!

Damn, I can't remember all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody anymore...

yarrr matey, welcome aboard the thread.

Some of the best pussy I've EVER had

alright. which one of you guys put superglue in the visine?

i love talking shit wail playing on line poker

you know ...I just realized something ...I hate your guts.

This week we have to practice seeing with one eye, next week we actually get our patches! AARRGG maties!

[Edited on Jan 13, 2006 by throwabomb]

I'm a shoo in for that part as "Coma patient 1" on "Days of Our Lives".

OMG TeH N00b! LolZ I <3 TeH IntaRWeb

Rubbing cat food on my dick? Best idea ever.... here kitty kitty!

what explosion? I didn't hear any explosion.

same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the WORLD!

Do I dare tell them about my obsession for "Felicity" reruns?

Yeah baby. That was me in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.