Give a caption to the profile pic above you

Watch this. I am going to make this guy look up what pensive means.

Why won't my stupid mouse work?

guys, I think that acid is kicking in.

It's a real tan, I swear!

that is some good blow!

ps: persian plus german doesn't make for good skin tone, my bad?

oh no... what fresh hell is this?

welcome to the university of ..some lion.. or some shit, we prefer you wear stripes, it's kind of the theme here.

are you sure you wanna go with the matador pants?

if you're going to wear matador pants, make sure they're vertically striped. ..you know, it's kind of the theme here.

i am amused to no end by your feeble attempt at hitting on me.

try learning latin you assholes!

I know i'm cute....

Hello.... Is anyone out there?

Fuck you, I'm an anteater!

(I was wondering when that one was going to get used.)

Like,why do you keep staring at me like that?!

Come to me, Butthead!

I swear guys, it was this big before the accident.

sounds like "its OH So Quiet" by Bjork

i remain unmoved by your beard jokes.

The new George Lucas film. "Chewbacca goes to Hawaii"

no aardvarks plzkthxbye

New logo for The Communist Plumbers' Union

i used to be a militant, but now i'm just sassay

Yes, I just woke up and yes, I sleep in my clothes.