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mothabucka

mothabucka

Ontario, CA
June 2005

JAN 12, 2006 10:47 PM

is it normal to take about four dumps a day?

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

JAN 12, 2006 10:54 PM

Could you describe the "dumps"? Were you conscious when these "dumps" took place? Where did you take these "dumps" to? What is a "dump"?

mothabucka

mothabucka

Ontario, CA
June 2005

JAN 12, 2006 10:59 PM

shits

BigFloppy

BigFloppy

Hartford, CT
June 2005

JAN 12, 2006 11:00 PM

yes, 4 is for novice poopers

Vaux

Vaux

I'm lost
January 2008

JAN 12, 2006 11:02 PM

Wait...novice? What's an advanced score?

mothabucka

mothabucka

Ontario, CA
June 2005

JAN 12, 2006 11:04 PM

BigFloppy said:
yes, 4 is for novice poopers



cool. I thought i was dying or something

BigFloppy

BigFloppy

Hartford, CT
June 2005

JAN 12, 2006 11:04 PM

between 9 and 11

the elite hit around 15

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

JAN 12, 2006 11:11 PM

What about a four foot dook, that takes four hours to complete? Novice? I think not!

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 09, 2007 06:14 PM

...

Dainty

Dainty

I'm lost
August 2007

SEP 09, 2007 06:15 PM

just let these threads fail, jeez!

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 09, 2007 06:20 PM

Dainty said:
just let these threads fail, jeez!



Haha! I got my 15 seconds back!

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

SEP 09, 2007 06:22 PM

Thanks for sharing,

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 09, 2007 06:30 PM

comma?

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

SEP 09, 2007 06:39 PM

Dainty said:
just let these threads fail, jeez!



What is wrong with body secretions Dainty....makes you feel weird?

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

SEP 09, 2007 06:41 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
Thanks for sharing.



connielingus

connielingus

Magnolia, NJ
September 2005

SEP 09, 2007 10:53 PM

TMI

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

SEP 10, 2007 12:52 AM

Not enough information your meant to also describe the color and the aroma. Also don't forget the after aroma that still lingers and makes you want to vomit either. blush

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

SEP 10, 2007 12:56 AM

I sometimes wish I was an old-time doctor and could diagnose which of my humors was unbalanced by the character of my shit. No such luck, though.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I just have to content myself with checking for blood.blackeyed

actonjacton

actonjacton

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

SEP 10, 2007 01:18 AM

drunken noodle blew it up big time

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 10, 2007 01:27 AM

i want french onion soup.

NOW.

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

SEP 10, 2007 01:39 AM

this thread has survived much longer than it had any right to

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

SEP 10, 2007 01:55 AM

Polly said:
i want french onion soup.

NOW.



I want to know what french onion soup has to do with shit and REALLY REALLY don't at the same time. surreal

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

SEP 10, 2007 06:29 PM

On the Lifestyle Board there is a thread called "Poop Talk". Great thread.

GrumpyGringo

GrumpyGringo

Fort Worth, TX
June 2007

SEP 10, 2007 06:34 PM

Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump. You're not really taking it anywhere.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 10, 2007 06:35 PM


Really, if you can't get it done in one shot, you are probably just full of shit.

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