Crap

is it normal to take about four dumps a day?

Could you describe the "dumps"? Were you conscious when these "dumps" took place? Where did you take these "dumps" to? What is a "dump"?

shits

yes, 4 is for novice poopers

Wait...novice? What's an advanced score?

cool. I thought i was dying or something

between 9 and 11

the elite hit around 15

What about a four foot dook, that takes four hours to complete? Novice? I think not!

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just let these threads fail, jeez!

Haha! I got my 15 seconds back!

Thanks for sharing,

comma?

What is wrong with body secretions Dainty....makes you feel weird?

TMI

Not enough information your meant to also describe the color and the aroma. Also don't forget the after aroma that still lingers and makes you want to vomit either.

I sometimes wish I was an old-time doctor and could diagnose which of my humors was unbalanced by the character of my shit. No such luck, though.

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I just have to content myself with checking for blood.

drunken noodle blew it up big time

this thread has survived much longer than it had any right to

I want to know what french onion soup has to do with shit and REALLY REALLY don't at the same time.

On the Lifestyle Board there is a thread called "Poop Talk". Great thread.

Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump. You're not really taking it anywhere.

Really, if you can't get it done in one shot, you are probably just full of shit.