hair?

^^ Well that's just unfair. Someone's gonna have to pull a Spector if we're gonna play that way.

I don't think I can quite dignify Donald's toppage by using the word "hair".

Now this



... is hair!

Take that Donald!

Mia Farrow is mortified that Heino would steal her haircut.

Nancy Kulp is upset about the glasses.

Sadao Abe in Kamikaze Girls wins at hairdos.

Still none for me. . .

Admit it. You're jealous of Sadao Abe.

That's a hair baguette. Makes me want to smother it in brie and sliced heirloom tomatoes.

A bear lives in her hair



Karl Lagerfeld disapproves

He almost smiled.

It is rather FANTASTIC!!!

I will achieve this noble goal one day.. I swear it.. I swear it on...

Brie and tomatoes? That's not what you do with a baguette! You're supposed to cut it open and stuff it full of fried seafood, preferably shrimp. Silly Texan

Centauri laughs at the baguette-haired lady.
Maybe "laughs" is a little strong...

Meanwhile, Klaus Nomi has his way with Centauri.

Still No hair. . .

I was referred to by the black girl in Japanese Class as Bald Guy. But seeing as I refer to her as Black Girl I suppose its fair.

Gives a single evil chuckle?

No comment needed.

Hedwig is my Hair Hero.

Hell yeah, Hedwig! Hedwig and Klaus Nomi should have sung a duet. Gay East German singers with crazy hairdos gotta stick together.