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phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

DEC 01, 2011 07:56 PM

An average flea weighs between 4000-5000 mP, or between 0.080704g and 0.1088g.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

DEC 01, 2011 07:58 PM

You can drink snake venom without any ill effects.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

DEC 01, 2011 08:16 PM

in 1999, Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller fame invented the "Jill-Jet", a hot-tub jet specially angled for a woman's pleasure.

He got the idea from Debbie Harry.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

DEC 01, 2011 08:22 PM

phrogg said:
An average flea weighs between 4000-5000 mP, or between 0.080704g and 0.1088g.


How to figure this calculation into one's weight loss goals.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

DEC 01, 2011 08:22 PM

Greaser said:
It's impossible to lick your own elbow.


Waaaaah! frown

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

DEC 01, 2011 08:26 PM

OneWithAll said:


2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

16. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



So, if you're on Survivor Island with cold coffee, now you know what to do.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 01, 2011 08:28 PM

Americans are responsible for generating roughly 20% of the garbage in the world.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 01, 2011 08:29 PM

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the General Purpose Vehicle, G.P.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I drive a jeep.


Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

DEC 01, 2011 08:49 PM

Cats that fall out of high rise buildings have a better chance of survival the higher they fall from.
Overall mortality rates for cats falling from buildings from between 2 and 32 stories are surprisingly low, with around 90% of falling cats surviving(even without a parachute, I might add). But if they fall from higher than 7-10 stories their chances of survival greatly improve.

High Rise Syndrome in Cats. Journal of the American Veterinary Medicine Association. W. Whitney and C. Mehlhaff. 1987


Nine lives indeed.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 01, 2011 08:54 PM

An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

DEC 01, 2011 08:56 PM

Skoosh said:
An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.



Probably enough to heat your coffee!

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

DEC 01, 2011 09:01 PM

Chainlink said:

Skoosh said:
An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.



Probably enough to heat your coffee!



damn straight.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

DEC 02, 2011 02:21 PM

"Gadzooks" are a real thing. It means "Gods Hooks", which are the nails used in crucifixion.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

DEC 02, 2011 03:18 PM

Bill Clinton is the most religious president in US history as determined by mentions of the bible and appearances in churches. He beats George Bush and Carter who was a born again christian.

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

DEC 02, 2011 04:38 PM

In Kansas, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a motorboat.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

DEC 02, 2011 04:51 PM

Looch said:
In Kansas, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a motorboat.


Like through a cannon?

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

DEC 02, 2011 05:00 PM

velvet_petal said:

Looch said:
In Kansas, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a motorboat.


Like through a cannon?



Worded poorly, sorry. I meant illegal to shoot AT them whilst you are in a motorboat.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

DEC 02, 2011 06:08 PM

Looch said:

velvet_petal said:

Looch said:
In Kansas, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a motorboat.


Like through a cannon?



Worded poorly, sorry. I meant illegal to shoot AT them whilst you are in a motorboat.



There's water in Kansas?

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

DEC 02, 2011 06:24 PM

phrogg said:

Looch said:

velvet_petal said:

Looch said:
In Kansas, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a motorboat.


Like through a cannon?



Worded poorly, sorry. I meant illegal to shoot AT them whilst you are in a motorboat.



There's water in Kansas?


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