I'm sober!!!

Seriously, yo. I'm soooo fucking sober right now. The amount I haven't drunk is, like, ridiculous. Man, ther room's not spinning!

Same here... Pathetic, isn't it??

Man! I have not been drinking for a week straight!!! It's amazing how much booze i can not drink!!!! I have full control of my faculties and total clarity!!!

Dude, I got so sober last September that I'm still feeling it.

One time I got really sober and woke up next to a chick who was just as hot as she'd seemed the night before, which I completely remembered.

Oh ted! You're so witty when you're sober.

All joking aside does anyone know of a UK Based non-drinker's support group.

I seriously think my abstinence is getting out of control, It's beginning to affect all areas of my life. I spend all day completely sober. I need some juice and a healthy repast just to get up in the morning and a hot chocolate to help me sleep at night.

Shit dude, I had no idea. I'm so sorry. I mean, most like to not drink once in a while, and I knew you regularly stayed in and had an early night, but I didn't realize it had got to this stage. Has your work been benefitting from your sobriety?

It's funny because it's not true!

I've become better and better at hiding it. I've learned to secretly neck wine gums and I occasionally drool, vomit or bump into things just to give the impression that everything's normal. But the truth is I can't even really remember when I last saw my beer goggles, let alone put them on.

I'm pretty sober too.

being sober is soooo overrated

I tried to think of something funny to say but I think Im too sober

What the hell is a wine gum?

wine flavored gum?




I have no idea

I'm so sober, I called my mom to talk about my student loans.

you seriously have never heard of wine gums??

no *hides*
I've only hade wine once and dont really know much about it

I am so sober I am stoned

Nor have I. Maybe it's a canadian thing or something. *shrug*

Yeah I get up early in the morning and go to work have conversations with people and have the urge to go to bed early.


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I still want to know what the hell it is!!!

Dude. Get help now.

That was a total lie. No one does that, sober or drunk.

There too much blood in my alcohol stream.