i just killed a cockroach

with my shoe.

on the wall.

in disgust.

and it sort of squirmed and was half alive for a minute, and i finished it.

i feel awful.

it was just a cockroach.

but not too buddhist, huh.

i'm not buddhist but...

but not too buddhist, huh.

Murderer!!

Don't worry. He won't be missed by the thousands that are probably living in your walls. You know, his entire family...

Dude, apparently when you kill the cockroaches, it somehow spreads their eggs...

I used to have cokroaches and you see, I would feel awful killing mice or rodents but cockroaches? Not an inch of remorse. Those fuckers would survive a nuclear attack.

you bastard!

after the nuclear apocalypse:

a giant cockroach wearing william shatner's hairpiece will eat twinkies with keith richards.

I know, it's exactly what I'm afraid of...

And then the seventh angel will descend upon the earth, he will ressemble a giant cockroach and will be wearing William Shatner's hairpiece. And thou will fear him my child for he will eat twinkies with Keith Richards.

It goes on and on after that *shivers*

dude put it in a frying pan pan nothing is better than bug road kill

I am so amused that I no longer know what to say. Congradulations on breaking my brain, mam

I'm sending you the bill for the big crack in my screen from trying to hit that.

I have plenty of respect for the right of the cockroach to live and thrive as intended in the proper order of things. However, if one is found anywhere within my living vicinities, its life is forfeit — no second chances, no remorse. Fortunately, I seldom encounter them here; perhaps they can feel the devastating aura of my anti-roach wrath, pent-up and ready to be unleashed in righteous and unrelenting fury on a moment's notice (often through the virtuous agency of a boot, shoe, hammer, etc.). (OK, I've never used a hammer. But I would, if necessary.)

Someone's getting coal in their stockings for Xmas.

I prefer mine in soup!

hehehe




A hammer to kill roaches? Now there's an idea! I can practice my speed and accuracy too...

I have used a propane torch. They pop!

I would have remorse in killing most things.

Mosquitos, cockroaches, the terminally hateful+stupid, uhh.....

pardon me im still shuddering in fear of that seventh angel.

Has anyone ever seen a dead cockroach that hadn't been squashed and was in any position other than flat on their backs with their feet in the air? I haven't and I can't figure out why they all seem to die in that same position.

they are fakin you out dude. they're not dead... they're planning.

put your dead cockroach in a roach clip after all thats what there for..............

Keith Richards will survive a nuclear apocalypse? Thank God...

The best way to kill cockroaches is in a glass in the microwave.

eep!!

wow...it's old thread bump night for sure now! Another good one!