Amazing Scientific Breakthrough!!

I think my brain's melting...

the breakthrough i am waiting for is where i can get an extra head so i can be twice as much of an asshole

I don't think you'd need another head for that...

And the Nobel Prize for Physics goes to....

Oh I see...toast the bread, then attach it. I was always trying to toast after assembly, which I can tell you simply does not work as very few toasters have the capacity for bread and cat.

but really, what are you gonna do with such a discovery? i mean, rooms upon rooms of spinning, floating cats are pretty good for a while, but how does this benefit society?

bump

Night of the necro. I love it

Good god.