So what WOULD you do with the poster before you?

cat

named peanut

just to clear up any confusion...

.....would back the fuck away.

Trip him as he backed the fuck away.

show my dodging skills to avoid the stick attack

See if he could also dodge bullets.

play a game of UNO!

draw four.

show her my bullet stopping skills. Matrix style!!!

[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 by Chyld]

whatever it is it will be matrix style.

flash them

ahem, given what she said above, I'll just go with her plan

I'd brighten up his world a little bit more.

I'd share some of my orange sherbert with her.

i'd steal his orange sherbert and give it to the homeless

JUDO CHOP.

Force him to pleasure a bear. It's irony, bitch.

Nothing. Fucker got in the way of me and PB getting sloshed.

[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 by TheJuanupsman]

ping pong?

teach him how to play the movie title game


[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 by Darke]

show him how to use my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 by Chyld]

hmmm... sik Zim on him

hug and protect him from carniverous Wombles on Wimbledon Common

encourage the writing of a journal.

feed him to the Wombles.