Weee First...

Whats with those people who think its really cool to have the first comment on a set, even though their comment is nothing more than "HAHA I'm first"?

I think the funniest part is the Weee I'm first comments are almost never the first ones, they are usually second or third. So not only did you already look dumb now you look especially dumb... Good for you.

So in the tradition of especially dumb people everywhere...

HAHAHA SUCKERS! I"M FIRST!!! WOOHOOO I GOT THE FIRST POST IN THIS STUPID THREAD!!! YAY I AM TEH COOL!!!

This thread amuses me on several levels.

You weren't first.

Dammit and I thought I was so close to bein immortalized in douchebag history

Alright lets change the subject then, Don't you just hate those people who don't use the search function before they start a new topic and you end up with like fifty threads about the same thing? Yea those people just piss me off

Totally.

Wow, someone was amused? On more than one level? This intrigues me on several levels, please expound.

Well toothpickmoe pointed out one of them.
I'll leave you to mull over the rest.

Nevermind I get it... Alright I feel especially dumb now... it's only fitting I suppose. *Shuffles off to play by himself*

I don't know what the "dammit" is for....all signs point to "Mission Accomplished"

Uhhh... yea... that's right, I was TRYING to look like a douchebag... ummm pretty clever huh?

I thought this thread would be about weeing. Like weeing before something, or weeing first in watersports. Sorely disappointed.

score

It's awesome being the first. It's like being that first penguin that jumps in...

So anyways back to the actual topic of this thread.

When weeing first make sure to always face away from the wind and downhill. This will reduce the effect of "splashback" as it is commonly know within the industry. To avoid looking like an amateur while weeing keep a firm but gentle grip on the vessle and direct the stream with focus and precision. If anyone questions your technique reply gruffly that your style is "traditional" and they will be sure to retract their insult.

HIYO!

HAHA 16th reply!

I only counted 4 replies. This one makes 5.

Chump.

+1

Weee first. Because if you weee after, it can burn sometimes.

Yeeeeeeah! I got the last post... nice.

Not so fast punk.

HoooWaa I posted before the next person!! Tee hee

beat that!

Those bitches.