What did you Learn today?

I learned that I need a new roomie something fierce.

"black and white is always gray"

That a google search for "pig-on-spider sex" will not match any documents.

Today I learned that hand claps are lame. Lame when used in a beat, even lamer when a crowd does them at a show. Especially a hardcore show. It's not funny, just annoying. If God had wanted your hands together, he wouldn't have given us two.

i learned that for as much as i was dreading the first snowfall, is wasn't so bad.

i learned that the RCMP in lethbridge was training new dispatch operators.

and using logic isn't one of their requirements

That I can be an idiot w/ pics in journal and group postings ...

bu I figured it out ...

I learned that I drive too fast with my stereo up too loud.

I had no idea that I screech round nearly every corner I take.

I learned that "The_Happy_Pig" (complete with photo of said pig), is a hilarious screenname.

ha! hahahahahaahhaha!!! oh i'm dying! you've lol'd me to death!

That by rubbing the mold off a piece of bread, you can then use it for a sandwich. This is not to say you should use it for a sandwich.

I learned that Kites may have onanistic problems.

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I learned that Caramel Macchiatos are almost as good hot as they are cold.

I learned that Dennis Hopper had a small part in Rebel Without A Cause. And that Natalie Wood was a reputedly a bit of a skank.

I learned that picking up your two, fueding male kitties while they're ticked at each other is NOT a good idea. I guess our one girl kitty just isn't enough to satisfy both of them...actually just one of them, the youngest keeps trying to mount the other boy, he's a wee bit confused.

...trust me to have a gay kitten.

Always wear underwear when you are playing Twister.

right hand goes where?

There are still good people in the world, and they are closer than you think. We are all not as different as we pretend to be.

Well you have to spin the thing first

Be sure you have applied sunscreen thoroughly, otherwise you may end up with a red belly.