The FridgeMagnet Depreciation Thread

Admit it, I'm not as cool as you once thought.

i once thought you were cool?

fucking attention whore

if you screw as many chicks (and guys) as I've heard....your as cool as I thought

Probably not.

That's not very good news for you. Because I asked myself the same question Oracle did

You always got to make it about you, don't you? Jerko.

Just to clarify, I don't screw guys.

totally

See what I mean, right?!

fridgemagnet unplugged:

stale jokes and bipolarity hilarity.

It's true, you were 70% of your original value after your first post. Should have bought used.

is this your way of keeping subrosa's appreciation thread at the top for the next 72 hourse, fridgeburner?

So many words, right?

:throws a quarter:

No i think it was more of a bell curve. I sucked early on, then got better and am now in the decline phase of my career. Much like a Major League Slugger.

Don't put words in my mouth .. or anything else for that matter.

Cocksucker.

So I can get less poonanie with my Fridgmagnet than I used to? Damn commies.

This man has inspired me to seek a romance...with myself.

C'mere, Righty. You're gonna treat mama good tonight, aren't you?

I would say he depreciates 2.5% per year or .00289% per snide post per month over 10 years.

yea you know.. I just dont give a shit.

Poor guy... to think, he was once the FridgeMagnet.

I'd still pork 'em.

shouldn't this start at 100 pages and go backwards or something?