What are YOU gonna be for Halloween????

Just trying to get some ideas...So far, I think I'm gonna be GERARDO! yOU KNOW.....Rico Suave

your mom

ok holy shit...thanks....

a few days ago i was trying to explain that guy to the man....although i couldnt remember his name or the song. Ya he had no idea what i was talking about..it was a momet like..."awwe remember that guy...oh what was that song..."

I think that idea is awesome.

I think we are going as Edward Scissorhands and Kim...all i can say is dont come a knocking if the townhouse starts 'a rocking.

But as GERARDO! you are sure to get some.

hmmm isnt that what halloween is about??

i want to be the phantom of the opera

a panda

last year I was Hunter S. Thomson, this year I might be zombie hunter thomson

Drunk, most likely.

HAhahaha...I think Gerardo will probably rule. I'm gonna have to carry around a bottle of baby oil and constantly keep lubing myself up

I did want to be a medieval wench, but..I kind of don't have the costume and the wench part wouldn't work too well by itself..

William Henry Harrison.

Shhhh.

This is funnier if you've seen 'Pauly Shore is Dead'.

I love me a guy in make up.
So hot.

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When I was a little kid and collected these various President books I announced to the family that I wanted to be Chester Allen Arthur. Caught quite a few laughs over that one.

We certainly weren't POOR by any means, my dad was a manager at a large company, though we had a LOT of kids. Hence costumes were CREATED and never BOUGHT. Had quite a few great costumes, sometimes with my sisters' help, sometimes without.

Things I've been:
Martian (little kid, older sister's 70s green eyeshadow all over my face, antennas made from coat-hangers.

TV set (little kid, cardboard box, with Road Runner placemat from Carrols rest. as the screen, and stole the dial off the old TV set in the basement). Used the antennas from the previous costume. Though this time my sister put it into a hard hat so it'd be more comfortable.

Jimmy Carter. My uncle used to make these incredible paper mache heads which he'd sculpt around a punch balloon.

Charles Manson/Jesus Christ. This was after Geraldo interviewd Manson on TV. So I had some source material for my impression. The Christ costume was a bonus. Someone had a garment that worked well with it. The wig and beard worked well for both costumes, as did the fake blood. Made my own crown of thorn from my mom's garden.

Ross Perot. Brilcream, big plastic ears, a suit and a reasonably close approximation of his voice. Best part was when I ran into someone black I could have Ross go into a bit about "I want the support of YOU PEOPLE too!"

Hasidic rabbi. Most idiots thought I was Abe Lincoln. Used the beard from the Manson/Christ year, a hat I bought at a costume shop, a black trench coat and some sort of little black book. My jewish friend and his kid sister walked by me on the way into the bar. "Tim, you're an asshole!" (his sister mistook me for an actual rabbi and wondered what I was doing downtown headed for the bar).

Reginald Denny. Right after L.A. riots. Fake blood left over from past costumes. Shirt from some trucking firm (forgot where that came from), a nerf brick of some sort that I bought at a store and wrote "South Side Crips" in black magic marker. "Can't we all just get along?" Most folks took the costume in the humor that it was intended.

One year I dressed up as a local hometown celebrity, "Mohawk Mike." He was a legendary figure from the local punk scene. I did a pretty reasonable job of doing an impression of him, and had my hair in a skinhead wig with a stripe cut down the middle. This was actually one of my best costumes ever, though you'd get none of the jokes.

Last time I dressed up was the first and last since I moved to Vegas. Went out as murder victim Ted Binion. Binion's Horseshoe t shirt on (which is now a collectors item). Bag of flour (smack) and insulin syringes in my shirt pocket. Pillow somehow taped to my face. Very few people got the reference. The gal dressed as Jackie Kennedy would have kicked my ass if there was a contest. She had a pillbox hat and JFK's brains splattered all over the whole ensemble. Fucking brilliant.

A couple years ago after a shooting at the Laughlin cycle run event I was tempted to make a humorous costume based upon that. I'd seen a Tshirt from the event on sale at a store down across the river in Bullhead City and was going to make some holes in it and have some fake blood. Biker hair wig and biker beard. Problem was the bar I tended to into had bikers doing security and the occasional visitors on cycles. Wasn't sure I could put across the right amount of humor to avoid an ass-beating with that one, so I didn't do it.


[Edited on Oct 08, 2005 by Timer]

Naked and drunk, I haven't decided if I'm going to wear anything before that.

I'm going to be drunk in Puerto Valerta

Something offensive

One year, I was a pumpkin. Another, a cow ( )..another, a princess, and the next, I was fascinated with poodle skirts..I had a poofy yellow one.

I'm glad my tastes have changed for the better.

don't be too hasty here...

CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!

This movie is being rereleased and digitally remastered

Either Bono or Bob Evans.

I just don't think the point of what I was supposed to be would get across to everyone properly if my boobs aren't being squeezed out of a bodice is all.