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malmuud

malmuud

Newark, DE
July 2003

OCT 08, 2005 10:09 PM

Mr_Zero said:
have you made arrangements for #2 yet? or are you gonna use the neighbors lawn?

Personally I would go get their dog back by doing it in front of his house.



Use your catbox, the dumb thing will even bury it for you!

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 10:25 PM

Mr_Zero said:
i thoguht you were golfing



I did go, now I'm back. I got a 48 and my friend got a 70. HA!

Mr_Zero

Mr_Zero

I'm lost
September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 10:26 PM

so they beat you? tongue

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 10:56 PM

yes blush

undershaker

undershaker

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

OCT 09, 2005 01:13 PM

bairdduvessa said:
find a guy or girl into watersports...



Eighty-years-old widow Eileen Drolinsen... Oooh, water-sports. I love to go in the water...

Middle-aged male phone-sex-line owner, trying to give away free minutes that Eileen's son would not accept, on account of "he had never phoned Triple X Hot Phone Phlesh (liar)": ... well, I have just drunk three pitchers of iced-tea and I'm carrying a full bladder...

Eileen: ... But I cannot go in the water anymore, because of my hip...

Sex-line owner: ... here it goes...

darkbeforedawn

darkbeforedawn

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 09, 2005 01:27 PM

What you needed was one of thsse -
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

darkbeforedawn

darkbeforedawn

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 09, 2005 01:27 PM

What you needed was one of thsse -
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

OCT 09, 2005 02:24 PM

My bf remembered there is a bathroom in the gym. Yessss. There's also bottled water in there. Drink bottled water and pee in the same place. How awesome! And also he just went to wash all the pee towels from the bathroom. Ewwwww. puke

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

OCT 09, 2005 04:38 PM

Sweet. Matinence came by and fixed it with one plunge. Ben sucks at plungers. tongue

Mirtzig

Mirtzig

Kansas City, MO
July 2005

OCT 09, 2005 04:46 PM

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

OCT 09, 2005 05:20 PM

Mirtzig said:



Not yet y0, I'm not THAT lazy. Not for a few more years at least.

Avogadro

Avogadro

Hagerstown, MD
August 2005

OCT 09, 2005 08:19 PM

I have to pee too. Can't we just fit some sort of suction appartus at every chair that takes care of it?

bairdduvessa

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA
April 2005

OCT 09, 2005 08:32 PM

undershaker said:

bairdduvessa said:
find a guy or girl into watersports...



Eighty-years-old widow Eileen Drolinsen... Oooh, water-sports. I love to go in the water...

Middle-aged male phone-sex-line owner, trying to give away free minutes that Eileen's son would not accept, on account of "he had never phoned Triple X Hot Phone Phlesh (liar)": ... well, I have just drunk three pitchers of iced-tea and I'm carrying a full bladder...

Eileen: ... But I cannot go in the water anymore, because of my hip...

Sex-line owner: ... here it goes...



hahahahaahahahahaha

Moya

Moya

Milwaukee, WI
January 2005

OCT 09, 2005 08:38 PM

I agree with the title.

I most certainly do have to pee.
Right now, in fact.

undershaker

undershaker

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

OCT 09, 2005 10:39 PM

bairdduvessa said:

undershaker said:

bairdduvessa said:
find a guy or girl into watersports...



Eighty-years-old widow Eileen Drolinsen... Oooh, water-sports. I love to go in the water...

Middle-aged male phone-sex-line owner, trying to give away free minutes that Eileen's son would not accept, on account of "he had never phoned Triple X Hot Phone Phlesh (liar)": ... well, I have just drunk three pitchers of iced-tea and I'm carrying a full bladder...

Eileen: ... But I cannot go in the water anymore, because of my hip...

Sex-line owner: ... here it goes...



hahahahaahahahahaha



So, you've heard the source?

FieldOfDepth

FieldOfDepth

Christmas Island
May 2004

OCT 09, 2005 11:17 PM

All this talk about pee is making me have to....well you know. Pee.

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