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CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 04:57 PM

And our toilet is broken. Ugh it's so shitty

hahaha not literally.. ew!!

What should I do? Unfortunately I don't have a penis so it makes things a bit more difficult. I know I can go in the shower, go in a cup.... we have a pool close by and I'm all sick and hot and sweaty but there is a party going on over there.

I am drinking a bottle of wine and listening to 80s musikc. I am the coolest.

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 05:00 PM

must have been a big dump to break the toilet

Kobi

Seattle, WA

June 2004

OCT 08, 2005 05:07 PM

Go in the cup casually take it to the party and leave it on the table. Now watch.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

OCT 08, 2005 05:10 PM

Peeing in the pool is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself for even considering it.

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

OCT 08, 2005 05:10 PM

shower. and the call a plumber, for goodness sake!

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

OCT 08, 2005 05:11 PM

Having a penis is awesome. No patch of new-fallen snow shall go unsullied!

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 08, 2005 05:11 PM

Don't listen to them. You could start a new trend in exreme recycling.

I think we both know what I'm talking about.

Fenstar

Australia

January 2005

OCT 08, 2005 05:18 PM

shower and hurry up and get that toilet fixed. Next it won't be pee...

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 05:19 PM

Al said:
Peeing in the pool is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself for even considering it.

No I have bad memories from childhood from those damn pee detecting chemicals.

I just went in the shower. Stupid apartments with all their problems!! Firs the shower rod, then the ice maker, then the mold wall, then the dishwasher... and the ants. NOW THIS?!?!

P.S.
I didn't clog it

Kittie

Stow, OH

August 2003

OCT 08, 2005 05:19 PM

first,
stop drinking the wine, that's going it make it worse.
second,
just go on the lawn. the partygoers might enjoy it, depending on what kind of party it is..

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

OCT 08, 2005 05:43 PM

so it wasn't YOUR pool and they were having a pool party? cause that would have been awesome...walk over jump in...pee...jump out, walk home.

awesome.

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 06:03 PM

Well I call it my pool. I live in an apt. and were the closest apt to it so yeah. I think I ended up taking a shower and peeing in there. Then my fuckin boyfriend came home and flushed it and OH MY GOD THERE'S PEE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

i went to buy a plunger but big lots was out. WTF>!>!

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

OCT 08, 2005 06:05 PM

hand him a rubber glove and tell him to get diggin'

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 06:11 PM

coat hanger. i will not elaborate further

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 06:16 PM

have you made arrangements for #2 yet? or are you gonna use the neighbors lawn?

Personally I would go get their dog back by doing it in front of his house.

Kittie

Stow, OH

August 2003

OCT 08, 2005 06:20 PM

EnfantTerrible said:

Kittie said:
first,
stop drinking the wine, that's going it make it worse.
second,
just go on the lawn. the partygoers might enjoy it, depending on what kind of party it is..

One might even let you pee on them...to like...cure their athlete's foot.

or if they just got stung my a jelly fish.

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 06:21 PM

Mr_Zero said:
have you made arrangements for #2 yet? or are you gonna use the neighbors lawn?

Personally I would go get their dog back by doing it in front of his house.

big lots. HA! I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. I'm hungry

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 06:22 PM

EnfantTerrible said:
BTW...if you are going all the way to Big Lots looking for plungers then just use the bathromm there, or a convenience store, as long as you're out?

see above post

AllmightyTallest

Spring Valley, OH

September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 06:28 PM

Finish the wine and practice your aim refilling the bottle

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA

April 2005

OCT 08, 2005 06:49 PM

find a guy or girl into watersports...

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 06:58 PM

I'm almost down to the bottom of the bottle. I look cute. I can pee in the toilet if I don't flush. I'm gonna go play mini golf. FUCK YEAH!

MutherMaggie

Indio, CA

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 08:25 PM

don't you have neighbors?

Torai

Canada

July 2004

OCT 08, 2005 08:29 PM

me too actually.

One word....funnel.

how do i know??

dont ask.

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

OCT 08, 2005 09:39 PM

they are scary and only speak spanish

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 09:42 PM

i thoguht you were golfing

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