Jesus Speaks!

Alright, click the damn link and tell us all what Jesus has to say to you.

Divine Words Indeed or http://jesus.wuffle.com

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by guitarsnglasses]

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by guitarsnglasses]

"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. "


Seriously.. Jesus is a dick.

same...

lol jesus forbod me too ...(is forbod a word or did I just make it up?) maybe I am speaking in tongues.

forbade.

ya I thought it was a made up word....go me for adding another word to the english language...and what have YOU done today

CRAP.. Jesus won't talk to me neither

Does this mean I'm going to hell too?

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request

Fuck Jesus...he's a douche bag until he lets me onto his website!

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We've all been smeared by Jesus.

Jesus Says


"You kicked my dog. "

Monkeys ate my brains



see jesus talks to me, because i let him into my heart,



JESULT!

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by G1]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read all day

SINNERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Jesus hates you

Jesus spoke to me! Praise the Lord with Big Hallelujahs!

Try this, you weak backsliding sinners:

http://www.jesus.wuffle.com/ It seems to work if you cut and paste it into your wicked pornviewing browsers.

PS this is what he said to me:

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by Soldatka]

jesus told me

that this links better than the others
if you take off the last /

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by MrDaft]

"I don't love you".

BTW, doesn't Jesus look like Max Von Sydow?

BBTW Jesus says Birmingham fucking sucks. Never has Jesus been more wrong.

'Never say no to a big man.'




Methinks, even when he's finished fucking us with the 'Error' message, Jesus still wants a laugh at our expense...

...swiftly followed by 'Hitler rides me like a bitch.'

i like this!

Nope, Birmingham sucks, matey. Apart from Tempest records.

"www.crbodyjewelry.com"

"Sausages"..followed by "Save your fork, theres pie!"

Pah! Tempest- ran by twats, for twats

(works about four doors to the left of Tempest)

"Show Jesus on the doll where Paul touched you. "

"If there's one thing I hate, it 70's porno bush on a woman. I mean, Jesus Christ! "

REDNECKS EAT BABIES!

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