What do you need?

1. scott needs help from maryland prayers.
2. whatever his issues, scott needs to get over them.
3. what scott needs is a partner with real operational experience. (kinky, i say)
4. scott needs to remember that he's an adult.
5. the new wheelchair is designed to meet scott's needs. this new wheelchair will cost $8000.

1.a blue wig for halloween
2.a new digital camera
3.to learn patience
4.a haircut badly
5.to have a normal sleep schedule again...going to bed at 5 am every day isnt so fun...

John needs to focus more on keeping on task and ensuring he completes his work.
John needs to find out which Special is killing the others.
John needs reminders about how to behave normally around people.
John needs your bone marrow!
John needs a new name. Something like "Inmate 8675309".

Apparently there's a lazy, rude, ex-con, zombie detective out there somewhere with my name. Well, I kinda hope there is, anyway.

This IS funny.

Sascha needs a new home. Sascha is a four year old Siberian Husky. She was supposed to be pure-bred but I never received papers.

Sascha needs promotion to earn more money, so approaches her boss (The Octopus) about it.

Sascha needs to either pay them or date them, and until her career really takes off, the former doesn't look likely.

Sascha needs a few thousand MC events wit modular geometry to calculate the average y-position of hits in every gede.

Sascha needs clearance to the whippi ...uh, ... I mean the chat room.

One more:

Sascha needs to shut his mouth. (At least this one got the gender right)

Lior Needs
- Udi Dahan's Projects
- Suicidegirls
- Media rights
- tompeters! management consulting leadership training development
- SETI Monitor - free SETI@home add-on

Had to ditch the Pirate part other wise all I would need would be a Pirate party

Pete Needs Our Prayers (not happening prayer is for the weak)
PETE NEEDS A FRIEND (OK yeah I am kinda lonely tonight )
Pete needs some advice on screeding his floor (sceeding? )
If you share Pete’s optimism and vision for America, then he needs your vote. (OK I'm not Pedro, but its close... Vote the ANARCHY ticket next election)
Pete needs to be thrown at least five times a day to feel at home (throw me baby! )



[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by PiratePete]

EVA NEEDS:
* EVA needs a knight
on a white horse. (applications accepted)
* EVA needs to be updated. (working on that)
* EVA needs to focus on her target market and use key words that appeal to them. (ow?)
* EVA needs New Boobies. (not really, big enough!)

Everyone who uses EVA needs to take a workshop.The Request for EVA Access and the EVA Acceptable Use Acknowledgement Forms must be submitted prior to taking the class.

I wish my name wasn't such a common American DOG name...

5.) And after years of getting her own way, Lhasa Apso Sasha needs to learn who the leader of the pack really is. Can Cesar teach this old dog some new tricks?

4.) After the debacle with Tarasova, IMO Sasha needs to start getting her act together, not alienating yet another coach.

3.) Sasha needs a family committed to bringing her out of her shell and letting her slowly trust humans again.

2.) Sasha needs a vacation, too! Never wait until the last minute to make travel reservations.

1.) Sasha needs a pen. Now! She needs to write a paper. Now! It’s due tomorrow. Wow! Mom can’t help – she’s at work. What’s a kid to do?

hehe...

1. Tre needs to get his fat a$$ in shape the next 6-8 months and lead by example

2. Tre needs ~and deserves~ our support, in whatever form.

3. Tre needs our love and Blessings more than ever now.

4. For regexps of reasonable size TRE needs less than 50K of dynamically allocated memory during the regcomp() call, less than 20K for the compiled pattern buffer, and less than two kilobytes of temporary working space from the stack frame during a regexec() call.

5. Tre needs a pro bono immigration lawyer for refugee status, cuz he obviously would never get a fair trial in the US.

that last one is great cus i actually AM still waiting for my green card to come thru

couldn't find nothing for punkasswhitegirl so I just did punkass:

1.punkass needs to get fired

2.punkass needs a whoopin

3. punkass needs to be shot at dawn

4.punkass needs a bodyguard

5.Punkass needs to Get the hell out of
our yuppie store before we start putting our collors down