I threw up today

It was gross. I don't like throwing up.

So stop doing it.

I came close...yesterday...morning.

okay, my story isn't as good as yours.

I was thinking of doing it again, now that you mention it. Maybe it'll be better the second time. I mean, the first time I had an orgasm, I didn't know what was happening and thought it was gross and scary, but I grew into those.

...that's so Jerry Seinfeld.

i did it a week ago today. damn alcohol.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but that reminds me...I saw Seinfeld the other day for the first time in years (the last time being playing pool at a Chinese restaurant in Boulder, Colorado) and it's one of the worst shows ever on television.

i have just the candy for you, then!

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Throwing up is gross. I don't recommend it. You really should try to quit that. I suggest lying on the ground completely immobile until the urge passes. Then drink some club soda or something.

i ate macaroni and cheese from KFC, so I may throw up in a little bit...

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I'm gonna drink more Mandarin Lime Hansen's soda, which I know Dictionary_Girl would not approve of, but that's only because she's stupid.

Only because it tastes and smells like my grandparents' house.

He ate a black and white cookie and ruined his nine year non-puking streak. It was a major occurrence at the time. The trials of racial diversity and all that.

Your grandparents' house is delicious!

i think i was around 9 or 10 the first time i ever threw up. my mom had these pre-made margarita drinks in the fridge, and they curiously looked like capri sun packages.

my young tummy could not yet handle the alcohol like it does now.

I went flying on a 10 hour flight last week...I threw up for like 4 of those hours...it sucked.

Hey, I've got a nine-year non-puking streak too!

Nobody buy me crappy cookies, okay?

No! It smells like old people dust and Lancome face powder and caffeine-free fruit soda and old porn magazines. NOT DELICIOUS.

Now look what you made me do. Asshole.

Stop putting your finger down your throat!!!!

Jeez.

But I've been known for being so skinny for so long.

Everytime I cough I puke. True story.

don't worry if the vomit starts choking you, that's completely normal.

you know the last time i barfed was SOOOOOOOOO long ago it took some pondering to figure when the last occurance was. it was when i was super drunk and it had to be in 99. now since then i've had quite a few very-close-to but i tried so hard not to that my concentration won.

If you're doing it right, it all stays down on account of you're not provoking your stomach with sudden movements. Trust me, I'm an expert! I haven't hurled since 1997!