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solomantra

solomantra

New York, NY
May 2005

JUL 26, 2005 11:59 PM

PSA used to be the swingin', pilots-on-coke West Coast airline of the 70's. I have vague childhood memories of flying on it.

But what I want to know is, why don't flight attendents dress like THIS anymore? hubba hubba love



Or even like this:



I love the hats!

Flying was clearly more fun in the '70s...whatever

[Edited on Jul 27, 2005 by solo_mantra]

LokisChild

LokisChild

USA
March 2005

JUL 27, 2005 12:04 AM

i swear to god i thought that said go-go boobs....and then i started thinking about inspector gadget and what it would be like if he had go-go- gadget boobs...oh man i don't know if that would be really cool or really wrong.....i wonder if his nipples would have guns in them like the austin powers girls......i wish my boobs were go-go gadget boobs...then i could put them away when they bother me...like when i'm going up or down stairs, or when i'm trying to play pool and they just get in the way.....
EL SUICIDO LOCO

solomantra

solomantra

New York, NY
May 2005

JUL 27, 2005 12:08 AM

LokisChild said:
i swear to god i thought that said go-go boobs....and then i started thinking about inspector gadget and what it would be like if he had go-go- gadget boobs...oh man i don't know if that would be really cool or really wrong.....i wonder if his nipples would have guns in them like the austin powers girls......i wish my boobs were go-go gadget boobs...then i could put them away when they bother me...like when i'm going up or down stairs, or when i'm trying to play pool and they just get in the way.....
EL SUICIDO LOCO



Awesome tangent! smile

Well, you know, you could use your boobs as safes to store valuables in and you could spin your nips like combination locks! surreal

solomantra

solomantra

New York, NY
May 2005

JUL 27, 2005 12:12 AM

Here is your Ginger Ale, sir! love

Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

JUL 27, 2005 05:06 AM

That is pretty darn special.

They should make airplanes completely 70s in style, then everyone(yes everyone) would love flying

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUL 27, 2005 01:58 PM

Rosscoe said:
That is pretty darn special.

They should make airplanes completely 70s in style, then everyone(yes everyone) would love flying



I agree. If I owned an airline, I'd totally go retro with it. I'd even make sure they played the music from Airplane in the terminal. And I'd have that "The White Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only, there is no parking in a white zone," bit on a non stop loop.

God it would be awesome.

tattmanlee

tattmanlee

United Kingdom
June 2005

JUL 27, 2005 02:02 PM

You can't beat air hostesses in FMB's (fuck me boots); Well, you could if you had a stick.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

JUL 27, 2005 02:04 PM

Stewardesses-a-go-go

Ilsa

Ilsa

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

JUL 27, 2005 02:05 PM

Those red and pink dresses are great! love love love

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 27, 2005 02:06 PM

I hope Hooter's Airlines is listening.

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

JUL 27, 2005 02:19 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

Rosscoe said:
That is pretty darn special.

They should make airplanes completely 70s in style, then everyone(yes everyone) would love flying



I agree. If I owned an airline, I'd totally go retro with it. I'd even make sure they played the music from Airplane in the terminal. And I'd have that "The White Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only, there is no parking in a white zone," bit on a non stop loop.

God it would be awesome.



This would be one of the greatest things ever.

LankaKitten

lankakitten

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 27, 2005 02:23 PM

The best part of Catch Me if You Can was all the sexy stewardesses.

FunkTion

funktion

I'm lost
June 2003

JUL 27, 2005 02:52 PM

i dont think those boots would get by Homeland security these days biggrin

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

JUL 27, 2005 02:55 PM

I don't know why they don't dress like that anymore... but they really should.

TBSheets

TBSheets

I'm lost
December 2004

JUL 27, 2005 03:48 PM

two part answer:

feminism-this was some how demeaning to women

unions-the airlines could no longer fire the ones that grew too fat to fit into the uniforms.

Marigold

Marigold

SUICIDEGIRL

Spain

JUL 27, 2005 04:19 PM

it would be kind of cool to go into a bar that was old school airline themed. the seats would be like airplane chairs, you have the sliding vacant/occupied knobs on the bathroom doors, and yuor servers would all dress like hip stewardesses.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUL 27, 2005 04:28 PM

Marigold said:
it would be kind of cool to go into a bar that was old school airline themed. the seats would be like airplane chairs, you have the sliding vacant/occupied knobs on the bathroom doors, and yuor servers would all dress like hip stewardesses.



You are a genius.

Marigold

Marigold

SUICIDEGIRL

Spain

JUL 27, 2005 04:35 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

Marigold said:
it would be kind of cool to go into a bar that was old school airline themed. the seats would be like airplane chairs, you have the sliding vacant/occupied knobs on the bathroom doors, and yuor servers would all dress like hip stewardesses.



You are a genius.


for serious ^_^ then you could totally get away with not hiring a girl cause she wasn't cute or is a little "too thick" to fit the theme. which sounds completely misogynistic (because it totally is) but think of how cool it would be.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUL 27, 2005 05:55 PM

Mmmm, Go Go Boots

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUL 28, 2005 10:56 AM

NewYorkDouche said:

Marigold said:

FridgeMagnet said:

Marigold said:
it would be kind of cool to go into a bar that was old school airline themed. the seats would be like airplane chairs, you have the sliding vacant/occupied knobs on the bathroom doors, and yuor servers would all dress like hip stewardesses.



You are a genius.


for serious ^_^ then you could totally get away with not hiring a girl cause she wasn't cute or is a little "too thick" to fit the theme. which sounds completely misogynistic (because it totally is) but think of how cool it would be.




there is a bar in manhattan that is airplane themed. the bathroom not only has the occupancy thing, but it is like 3x5 with blue water and a silver sink. It also has airplane sounds and an occasional message from the pilot.



You are a genius.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

JUL 28, 2005 11:02 AM

ths thread makes me think of that Kris Kristofferson with the planes..





he looks waaaaay less unabomber in it though.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUL 28, 2005 07:50 PM



ARRR!!!

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

JUL 29, 2005 04:23 AM




First photo makes me wish I had a time machine and was in reality Frank Abagnale Jr. being pursued by Tom Hanks.

Second photo reminds me of Secret Squirrel:




But seriously, what is the fucking point of wearing hats inside an airplane. Argh...it confuses me so.

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

JUL 29, 2005 04:34 AM

Also the guys in the second photo are totally wannabe pornstars, except the guy without the 'stache, he looks more like a fluffer. In my opinion the guy with the fro has the most potential. He exudes a sort of upper crust Ron Jeremy charm.

solomantra

solomantra

New York, NY
May 2005

JUL 29, 2005 01:38 PM

crackedhead said:
Also the guys in the second photo are totally wannabe pornstars, except the guy without the 'stache, he looks more like a fluffer. In my opinion the guy with the fro has the most potential. He exudes a sort of upper crust Ron Jeremy charm.



hahaha

Seriously, you don't know how close to reality you really are...PSA was based in San Diego, where I'm from, and my family was friends with some people in management in PSA, plus a flight officer...and let me tell you, those crews knew how to party. The captains had their pick of the stewardesses, apparently. Lots of all-night booze/drugs bacchanalian festivities in hotels on overnight layovers. I guess crew partying started to become a real issue there, downside of it being that an all-nighter may have led to pilot fatiuge which may have contributed to a really horrible, fatal crash in San Diego in 1978...shocked

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