IWhat are you thinking about RGHT now?

"I hate it when I eat before I go out because then I feel bloated. I could always try to squeeze out a dump before I leave though. Do I have enough time to eat and shit?"

"I hate that every time I start a thread I always have a typo in the title."

"I need to pee... Okay. I'm going to go pee, right after I submit this post..."


"Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom and do it properly and all, I don't want people to think that I'm just peeing on my chair.."


"Okay. Wish me luck..."

"Edward is the WORST name EVER."

I think I love you. But what am I so afraid of??

"Is it gas or do I have to poop?"

"somehow I must have moved the I over to the beginning of the title. how odd."

"why do so many people occupy their minds with thoughts of bodily functions? Is it just a coincidence?"

and now I'm imagining y'all on your toilets...

And the pee expedition went without a hitch.

Southern California doesn't seem as horrible as I used to think

"this is a shit thread"

"aw, fuck you too!" [playing san andreas]

"There's that weirdo that talked to me on the phone"

"These chips are stale."

"I'm so behind on my summer school hmwrk. I need to get my ass in gear."

"Coldplay sucks some serious ass..."

“Damn Photoshop. I need to remember to save more oft…boobies……..damn it, stop looking at the boobs and get back to work.”

"i should have another beer and another clove"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

"Hey, there's a hole in my sock"

"mmmm boobies..."

"reversehaloand dkmfc's avatar pictures are rad."

"i need to pee and start dinner......."

"I wish someone were iming me"

"goddam but hopey's hot"

"if i had hopey's IM name i'd Im her, as long as it's not yahoo"

i hate just before i go t o slep cause i cant contol what im thinking and i usually dredge up unpleasant history and have to fight it out of my brain. it's a very precarious 10 minutes before i sink into sleep.

"Oh hopey is on cool. Damn it Nick get back to work."

"fuck it the site can wait another week."

I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for
I think I love you, isn't that what life is made of?
But it worries me to say, I never felt this way
heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy...

i need to pee

this song kicks ass

she's so damn cool. i should just sack up and ask her out

what the fuck is wrong with my back?