Worst. Joke. Ever.

What's the worst joke you know?

I find this one hilarious, but no one else does.

What is brown and sticky?

knock knock

Well it's no good if nobody else participates.

ok...ok... who's there?

damn - beaten by a squid

2 guys walk into a bar...

you think one of them wouldve seen it.

Banana.

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy:

"You wanna hear my impression of Elton John?
He's queer. At least, that's the impression I get."

This band I was in for a bit had a joke that somebody would tell whenever there was down-time during a show, like someone switching instruments or replacing a string.

A guy and a penguin are in a truck. The penguin is driving.

When they get to an intersection, the guy says, "Take a left at the light."

The penguin turns to him and says, "But I don't even play tennis!"

[cue music]

Is someone supposed to say banana who?

I admit, I chuckled.

Wow. can I be on your friends list.
Those people get all the benifits.

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

Curses, you told the punchline!!!


Worst. Executed. Joke. Ever.

Ask me if I'm a truck.

Guy walks into an empty bar. Just him and the bartender. Guy gets his beer and the bartender goes into another room.

So the guy hears this really tiny voice in this empty room that says "Hey, you're a really cool dude!"

Guy looks around. Doesn't see anyone. Then he hears it again, really faint like before, "Hey, I like your sweater, man!"

Again, there's no one in the room and the guy is confused and a little bit scared. One more time, he hears it, "You are the smartest guy I know!".

So he's had enough and he calls in the bartender from the other room. He says "Bartender, what is that voice that keeps talking to me?"

Bartender says:

Hey FridgeMagnet, are you a truck?!

No.

Sorry. I guess I just like being the centre of attention.

You're gonna fit right in.

Pfft!

:fridgever:

Why? We all know you're a fridge magnet.

Or am I?

I know you're all going to steal my complimentary peanuts joke. Admit it.

Dude that joke killed in Witchita. Hey folks I'm here all week....tip your waitresses and bartenders they work hard to get you fucked up. But seriously, my girlfriend is great...she isn't here tonight is she?

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by FridgeMagnet]