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pp420

pp420

San Diego, CA
February 2005

JUN 28, 2005 09:46 PM

ok, some of you might have seen this already, but i think it's hilarious...

-->english to 12yr old translator

it translates an ordinary sentence in plain correct english and translates it into what some 12 year old would write on the internet instead.

for example:
i love suicidegirls.com!!

equals:
I LOV3 SUICIEDGIRLSCOM!!!!1111 LOL



...don't mind me, i'm just drunk!

.DONT1111!!!!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL MIND ME IMM JUST DRUNK11!!! OMG WTF LOL

tongue

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUN 28, 2005 09:47 PM

V3RILY I HAEV OBSERVED A CERTANE DEGREDATION OCURNG MONG THOS3 WHO SP3AK AND WRIET DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG!1!111 IT IS OF A MOST ALARMNG CHARACTER AND DISTURBS ME 2 NO END!!!1!

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

JUN 28, 2005 09:49 PM

HAS AL TEH CRAATIVITY DISAEPAERD FROM DA ART OF MOKNG NOW????!?!? OMG WTF LOL

pp420

pp420

San Diego, CA
February 2005

JUN 28, 2005 09:49 PM

Frank said:
V3RILY I HAEV OBSERVED A CERTANE DEGREDATION OCURNG MONG THOS3 WHO SP3AK AND WRIET DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG!1!111 IT IS OF A MOST ALARMNG CHARACTER AND DISTURBS ME 2 NO END!!!1!




I 2TALY AGRE!!!1!111!1!11 OMG LOL

reversehalo

reversehalo

Zimbabwe
January 2005

JUN 28, 2005 09:50 PM

Randy Travis:

U MAY THINK TAHT I’M TOKNG U H3ARD TAHT I’M WILD & I’M U MAY WONDER HOW I CAN PROMIES U NOW
THIS LOV3 TAHT I’M FELNG FOR U ALWAYS WIL U NOT THIS TIEM TAHT I’M KILNG
I’M NO LONGER ONA OF THOS3 GUYS
AS SUR3 AS I LIEV THIS LOVE TAHT I GIEV
IS GONA B UR TIL TEH DAY TAHT I DEI - O BABY

I’M GONA LOVE U FOREVER FORAVER & EVER M3N
AS LONG AS OLD MEN SIT & TOK ABOUT DA WAATHAR
AS LONG AS OLD WOMEN SIT & TOK ABOUT OLD MAN
IF U WOND3R HOW LONG I’L B FATEHFUL
I’L B HAPY 2 T3L U AGANE
I’M GONA LOVE U FORAVER & 3V3R FOR3VER & 3VER MAN

THEY SAY TAHT TIEM TAEKS IT’S 2L ON A BODY
MAEKS DA U GIRLS BROWN HARE TURN GR3Y
BUT HONEY I DON’T CAER I’M NOT IN LOVA WIT UR HARE
AND IF IT AL FEL OUT WEL I’D LOVA U ANYWAY
THEY SAY TAHT TIEM CAN PLAY TRIKS ON A MAMORY
AND PEOPLE FORGET THNGS TAHT THEY KN3W
BUT IT’S EASY 2 SE IT’S HAP3NNG 2 ME
I’VE ALR3ADY FORGOTAN EV3RY WOMAN BUT U -- O BABY

I’M GONA LOV3 U FORAVER FOREV3R & 3VAR MEN
AS LONG AS OLD MEN SIT & TOK ABOUT TEH W3ATH3R
AS LONG AS OLD WOM3N SIT & TOK ABOUT OLD MEN
IF U WONDAR HOW LONG I’L B FATEHFUL
I’L B HAPY 2 T3L U AGANE
I’M GONA LOVE U FORAVER & 3V3R FOREV3R & 3VER MAN

JUST LIST3N 2 HOW THIS SONG ENDS
I’M GONA LOVE U FOR3V3R & EVAR FOREVER & 3V3R
FOR3VER & EVER FOR3V3R & AVER MEN

TheSeadog

TheSeadog

Reunion
September 2004

JUN 28, 2005 09:51 PM

OMG WTF 1 t0T477Y juS7 r0X0rZed t0 Y3770W c4rdzzzz!!111!1!!!!!! LOLOLOl ROFL!!!!111!!!


becomes


OMG WTF 1 T0T47Y JUS7 R0X0RZ3D T0 Y370W C4RDZZ!111!!!1111!!!1 LOL LOLOLOL ROFL!!11!11!!!!!1111!11!!!11111!!1 OMG WTF




Odd. After seeing that, I've just developed epilepsy...

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by TheSeadog]

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 28, 2005 10:16 PM

TheSeadog said:
OMG WTF 1 t0T477Y juS7 r0X0rZed t0 Y3770W c4rdzzzz!!111!1!!!!!! LOLOLOl ROFL!!!!111!!!


becomes


OMG WTF 1 T0T47Y JUS7 R0X0RZ3D T0 Y370W C4RDZZ!111!!!1111!!!1 LOL LOLOLOL ROFL!!11!11!!!!!1111!11!!!11111!!1 OMG WTF




Odd. After seeing that, I've just developed epilepsy...

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by TheSeadog]



0MFG j00 gUyS! Y3110VV(4|2d 707411'/ r0XX0rZ m3 s0XX0|2z!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!1@ 1 <3 d3m a1m057 azz mUcH az AV|2;L! 00000H |-|4V3 j00z h3rd s|-|3'z g377iN mArRi3d? OMMFJCG iM s0 jj34l0Us!! LOLOL! D3|2yCk wHiBl3y izz s000000 h4wT!!!11 <3 <3 <3



(Oh Christ, I think I broke a couple synapses writing that.)

pp420

pp420

San Diego, CA
February 2005

JUN 28, 2005 10:23 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

TheSeadog said:
OMG WTF 1 t0T477Y juS7 r0X0rZed t0 Y3770W c4rdzzzz!!111!1!!!!!! LOLOLOl ROFL!!!!111!!!


becomes


OMG WTF 1 T0T47Y JUS7 R0X0RZ3D T0 Y370W C4RDZZ!111!!!1111!!!1 LOL LOLOLOL ROFL!!11!11!!!!!1111!11!!!11111!!1 OMG WTF




Odd. After seeing that, I've just developed epilepsy...

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by TheSeadog]



0MFG j00 gUyS! Y3110VV(4|2d 707411'/ r0XX0rZ m3 s0XX0|2z!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!1@ 1 <3 d3m a1m057 azz mUcH az AV|2;L! 00000H |-|4V3 j00z h3rd s|-|3'z g377iN mArRi3d? OMMFJCG iM s0 jj34l0Us!! LOLOL! D3|2yCk wHiBl3y izz s000000 h4wT!!!11 <3 <3 <3



(Oh Christ, I think I broke a couple synapses writing that.)



oh shit, i think i killed a couple of brain cells reading that!!

...i mean:
O SHIT I THINK I KILAD A COUPLE OF BRANE CELS READNG TAHT!!1!!11!!1 WTF LOL

LittleQueenie

LittleQueenie

Tuscaloosa, AL
February 2004

JUN 28, 2005 10:41 PM

that is really annoying

spanked

spanked

Bartlesville, OK
November 2004

JUN 29, 2005 12:27 AM

the next step after 1 from a line of !! is one


example OMGWTFLOLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoenoneoneoneoneoneone

Lumenagerie

Lumenagerie

Seattle, WA
May 2005

JUN 29, 2005 12:36 AM

I HAD 2 BOKMARK TAHT SIET FOR FUTURA REF3RENCA

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

JUN 29, 2005 12:38 AM

SUCH ATAKS REPR3SANT EXPLICIT AT3MPTS AT A PARADIGMATIC D3CONSTRUCTION OF TEH R3LATIONSHIP BTWEN TEH PRIVAET AND PUBLIC SPHARAS!111!1 OMG WTF!

TheSeadog

TheSeadog

Reunion
September 2004

JUN 29, 2005 03:30 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

TheSeadog said:
OMG WTF 1 t0T477Y juS7 r0X0rZed t0 Y3770W c4rdzzzz!!111!1!!!!!! LOLOLOl ROFL!!!!111!!!


becomes


OMG WTF 1 T0T47Y JUS7 R0X0RZ3D T0 Y370W C4RDZZ!111!!!1111!!!1 LOL LOLOLOL ROFL!!11!11!!!!!1111!11!!!11111!!1 OMG WTF




Odd. After seeing that, I've just developed epilepsy...

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by TheSeadog]



0MFG j00 gUyS! Y3110VV(4|2d 707411'/ r0XX0rZ m3 s0XX0|2z!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!1@ 1 <3 d3m a1m057 azz mUcH az AV|2;L! 00000H |-|4V3 j00z h3rd s|-|3'z g377iN mArRi3d? OMMFJCG iM s0 jj34l0Us!! LOLOL! D3|2yCk wHiBl3y izz s000000 h4wT!!!11 <3 <3 <3



(Oh Christ, I think I broke a couple synapses writing that.)


I see an apostrophe in there. You fail at being retarded.

Sethy

Sethy

United Kingdom
April 2003

JUN 29, 2005 03:47 AM

My penis is up all the day long.

MAH PANIS IS UP AL DA DAY LONG1!1!!!1!

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUN 29, 2005 08:07 AM

IM 2 OLD FOR THIS SHIT1111! OMG LOL NOT 2 M3NTION TIERD AND CRANKY!!11 WTF

neverender

neverender

Pleasanton, CA
January 2003

JUN 29, 2005 08:39 AM

whats sad is i have no problem reading any of it. even the leet speak.

frown

Blayde

Blayde

United Kingdom
June 2005

JUN 29, 2005 08:44 AM

ok.... So i can't understand most of it.... Have i missed out on childhood??

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 29, 2005 08:46 AM

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION
WH3THER TIS NOBLER IN DA MIND 2 DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!!?? OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 TEH H3ART-ACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD!!1!!! OMG WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DR3M AY THEYRE DA RUB

Saucer

Saucer

Grand Rapids, MI
April 2005

JUN 29, 2005 08:49 AM

HOW DO U SP3L IRONY
?!!?!? LOL

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JUN 29, 2005 08:55 AM

Luke. I am your father.

LUK3!!11 OMG LOL IM UR FATHER11!1! WTF

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

JUN 29, 2005 09:19 AM

My head hurts. surreal

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUN 29, 2005 11:36 PM

I WISH I CUD GAT SOME FUKNG SLEP111!!1 OMG WTF

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUN 29, 2005 11:36 PM

IMA US3 THIS THNG FOR AL MAH POSTS FROM NOW ON1!!!111

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUN 29, 2005 11:37 PM

IN EVERY THR3AD1111! WTF LOL

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUN 29, 2005 11:38 PM

3SP3CIALY CUR3NT EV3NTS11!1!!1 OMG LOL

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