The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

ok, some of you might have seen this already, but i think it's hilarious...

-->english to 12yr old translator

it translates an ordinary sentence in plain correct english and translates it into what some 12 year old would write on the internet instead.

for example:
i love suicidegirls.com!!

equals:
I LOV3 SUICIEDGIRLSCOM!!!!1111 LOL



...don't mind me, i'm just drunk!

.DONT1111!!!!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL MIND ME IMM JUST DRUNK11!!! OMG WTF LOL

V3RILY I HAEV OBSERVED A CERTANE DEGREDATION OCURNG MONG THOS3 WHO SP3AK AND WRIET DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG!1!111 IT IS OF A MOST ALARMNG CHARACTER AND DISTURBS ME 2 NO END!!!1!

HAS AL TEH CRAATIVITY DISAEPAERD FROM DA ART OF MOKNG NOW????!?!? OMG WTF LOL

I 2TALY AGRE!!!1!111!1!11 OMG LOL

Randy Travis:

U MAY THINK TAHT I’M TOKNG U H3ARD TAHT I’M WILD & I’M U MAY WONDER HOW I CAN PROMIES U NOW
THIS LOV3 TAHT I’M FELNG FOR U ALWAYS WIL U NOT THIS TIEM TAHT I’M KILNG
I’M NO LONGER ONA OF THOS3 GUYS
AS SUR3 AS I LIEV THIS LOVE TAHT I GIEV
IS GONA B UR TIL TEH DAY TAHT I DEI - O BABY

I’M GONA LOVE U FOREVER FORAVER & EVER M3N
AS LONG AS OLD MEN SIT & TOK ABOUT DA WAATHAR
AS LONG AS OLD WOMEN SIT & TOK ABOUT OLD MAN
IF U WOND3R HOW LONG I’L B FATEHFUL
I’L B HAPY 2 T3L U AGANE
I’M GONA LOVE U FORAVER & 3V3R FOR3VER & 3VER MAN

THEY SAY TAHT TIEM TAEKS IT’S 2L ON A BODY
MAEKS DA U GIRLS BROWN HARE TURN GR3Y
BUT HONEY I DON’T CAER I’M NOT IN LOVA WIT UR HARE
AND IF IT AL FEL OUT WEL I’D LOVA U ANYWAY
THEY SAY TAHT TIEM CAN PLAY TRIKS ON A MAMORY
AND PEOPLE FORGET THNGS TAHT THEY KN3W
BUT IT’S EASY 2 SE IT’S HAP3NNG 2 ME
I’VE ALR3ADY FORGOTAN EV3RY WOMAN BUT U -- O BABY

I’M GONA LOV3 U FORAVER FOREV3R & 3VAR MEN
AS LONG AS OLD MEN SIT & TOK ABOUT TEH W3ATH3R
AS LONG AS OLD WOM3N SIT & TOK ABOUT OLD MEN
IF U WONDAR HOW LONG I’L B FATEHFUL
I’L B HAPY 2 T3L U AGANE
I’M GONA LOVE U FORAVER & 3V3R FOREV3R & 3VER MAN

JUST LIST3N 2 HOW THIS SONG ENDS
I’M GONA LOVE U FOR3V3R & EVAR FOREVER & 3V3R
FOR3VER & EVER FOR3V3R & AVER MEN

OMG WTF 1 t0T477Y juS7 r0X0rZed t0 Y3770W c4rdzzzz!!111!1!!!!!! LOLOLOl ROFL!!!!111!!!


becomes


OMG WTF 1 T0T47Y JUS7 R0X0RZ3D T0 Y370W C4RDZZ!111!!!1111!!!1 LOL LOLOLOL ROFL!!11!11!!!!!1111!11!!!11111!!1 OMG WTF




Odd. After seeing that, I've just developed epilepsy...

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by TheSeadog]

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(Oh Christ, I think I broke a couple synapses writing that.)

oh shit, i think i killed a couple of brain cells reading that!!

...i mean:
O SHIT I THINK I KILAD A COUPLE OF BRANE CELS READNG TAHT!!1!!11!!1 WTF LOL

that is really annoying

the next step after 1 from a line of !! is one


example OMGWTFLOLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoenoneoneoneoneoneone

I HAD 2 BOKMARK TAHT SIET FOR FUTURA REF3RENCA

SUCH ATAKS REPR3SANT EXPLICIT AT3MPTS AT A PARADIGMATIC D3CONSTRUCTION OF TEH R3LATIONSHIP BTWEN TEH PRIVAET AND PUBLIC SPHARAS!111!1 OMG WTF!

I see an apostrophe in there. You fail at being retarded.

My penis is up all the day long.

MAH PANIS IS UP AL DA DAY LONG1!1!!!1!

IM 2 OLD FOR THIS SHIT1111! OMG LOL NOT 2 M3NTION TIERD AND CRANKY!!11 WTF

whats sad is i have no problem reading any of it. even the leet speak.

ok.... So i can't understand most of it.... Have i missed out on childhood??

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION
WH3THER TIS NOBLER IN DA MIND 2 DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!!?? OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 TEH H3ART-ACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD!!1!!! OMG WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DR3M AY THEYRE DA RUB

HOW DO U SP3L IRONY
?!!?!? LOL

Luke. I am your father.

LUK3!!11 OMG LOL IM UR FATHER11!1! WTF

My head hurts.

I WISH I CUD GAT SOME FUKNG SLEP111!!1 OMG WTF

IMA US3 THIS THNG FOR AL MAH POSTS FROM NOW ON1!!!111

IN EVERY THR3AD1111! WTF LOL

3SP3CIALY CUR3NT EV3NTS11!1!!1 OMG LOL