People who wait in line for twenty minutes at the bank and THEN decide to get a deposit/withdrawl form from the teller, instead of getting it at the little table and filling it out before you get in line like everyone else. That is why they give you the table, the forms, and the little pens on chains.
Also, when someone has the wrong number, and won't admit that they have the wrong number. 'Is this blank blank blank' Yes, that is the number. 'But so and so isnt there' No, because you have the wrong number. 'But this is the number I have' 'I'm sorry, but that person still isnt at this number' 'Are you sure?' NO FUCKER THIS IS THE FUCKING WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND IM HIDING THEM YES ITS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
And then they call back, and hang up when I answer.
DhD_No_Pants said:
'I'm sorry, but that person still isnt at this number' 'Are you sure?' NO FUCKER THIS IS THE FUCKING WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND IM HIDING THEM YES ITS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
Im so saying this the next time i get a wrong number call
DhD_No_Pants said:
'I'm sorry, but that person still isnt at this number' 'Are you sure?' NO FUCKER THIS IS THE FUCKING WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND IM HIDING THEM YES ITS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
Im so saying this the next time i get a wrong number call
agreed....i hate that crap..then they wanna read your number back to you and say "thats the number i called correct" yeah it is the number..but you have the wrong person..."really?" yeah....really...people move some times ya know?
every other day some one called my house for todd..and i tell them all the same thing...Todd does not live here....i do not know todd's new number...please stop calling!
DhD_No_Pants said:
'I'm sorry, but that person still isnt at this number' 'Are you sure?' NO FUCKER THIS IS THE FUCKING WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND IM HIDING THEM YES ITS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
Im so saying this the next time i get a wrong number call
agreed....i hate that crap..then they wanna read your number back to you and say "thats the number i called correct" yeah it is the number..but you have the wrong person..."really?" yeah....really...people move some times ya know?
every other day some one called my house for todd..and i tell them all the same thing...Todd does not live here....i do not know todd's new number...please stop calling!
For 2 years bill collectors would ask for Miguel Nunez when I lived in NYC. They didn't believe that I wasn't him. We even put it on our answering machine "if you're calling for Miguel Nunex, HE DOES NOT LIVE HERE."
nothing worked.
DhD_No_Pants said:
'I'm sorry, but that person still isnt at this number' 'Are you sure?' NO FUCKER THIS IS THE FUCKING WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND IM HIDING THEM YES ITS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
Im so saying this the next time i get a wrong number call
agreed....i hate that crap..then they wanna read your number back to you and say "thats the number i called correct" yeah it is the number..but you have the wrong person..."really?" yeah....really...people move some times ya know?
every other day some one called my house for todd..and i tell them all the same thing...Todd does not live here....i do not know todd's new number...please stop calling!
For 2 years bill collectors would ask for Miguel Nunez when I lived in NYC. They didn't believe that I wasn't him. We even put it on our answering machine "if you're calling for Miguel Nunex, HE DOES NOT LIVE HERE."
nothing worked.
DhD_No_Pants said:
'I'm sorry, but that person still isnt at this number' 'Are you sure?' NO FUCKER THIS IS THE FUCKING WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND IM HIDING THEM YES ITS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
Im so saying this the next time i get a wrong number call
We used to get a lot of wrong numbers at a deli I worked at. I used to say "you've got the wrong number, but we can talk anyway." Everyone hung up though.
Faytal_Kraydel
Upper Darby, PA
November 2007
OCT 25, 2008 12:55 AM