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sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

SEP 14, 2008 05:52 PM

People who don't get the hint. And then still refuse to accept that they are the problem once you've clearly pointed it out to them.
So, you resort to ignoring them at every turn, but they're still clueless. You get your other friends to try to talk to them and tell them to back off, and they still don't get it.

Then, you end up blowing up in their face, making a big deal out of something that really wasn't worth an argument. And now you're the bad guy ...

All because they were too self involved to admit that they fucked up. whatever

Faytal_Kraydel

Faytal_Kraydel

Upper Darby, PA
November 2007

SEP 14, 2008 07:00 PM

Ketchup

BratPanties

BratPanties

Ireland
August 2008

SEP 15, 2008 09:01 AM

The boyfriend's work. I know people work shitty hours and it's just a job and he's a big boy and everything, but I still hate his boss. *scowl* The bf was working on Friday from 8 to 10, on Saturday from 7 to 4, on Sunday from 6 to 2 and then from 4 to midnight, and today from 6 to 2. GRRR. He's so tired! He got home from work after midnight, and had to get up and go again at 5am this morning. frown


I also hate butterflies. But that is an entirely different and far more serious issue that will be explored at a later date.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

I'm lost
February 2007

SEP 15, 2008 12:15 PM

People in line at the amusement park complaining of how long the lines are...as though they had no clue there were going to be lines at an amusement park.

Zombie33

Zombie33

Webster, NY
September 2006

SEP 15, 2008 12:19 PM

The little pocket clip on pens...that little thing that is somewhat flexible, and if if breaks while you're chewing on it, hurts your teeth. I just don't like them, and I break them off on new pens right away.

Embeth

Embeth

United Kingdom
August 2008

SEP 15, 2008 12:40 PM

The fact that you can get about twice as much popcorn at the cinema for about an extra 50c.

So you can get medium which is still pretty big and more than you'd ever eat, for like 5.00, but then large is 5.50, so you pretty much HAVE to buy it, make a gargantuan effort to do it justice, feel sick, still eat less than half of it and they got an extra 50c out of you. Bastards!

zerointeger

zerointeger

Roy, UT
August 2008

SEP 15, 2008 02:46 PM

Getting text messages of dirty asses with balls in a fucking bikini's or some shit. Getting emails from college tards of chicks blowing horses, or shoving whole cans of coke up their cootchy. Seriously, man that shit can ruin a persons sex drive and is just down right nasty.

sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

SEP 18, 2008 02:47 PM

People who don't understand what "work" actually means.


I get that you got the job because you know the department director. I get that your sister lives down the street from him so that's how you know him. I get it, but that doesn't mean you're special and you get to do whatever you want. Yes, most of us are where we are because of who we knew. However, we also know how to work and what it means to do such. You're loud and obnoxious and you think it's cute. You called me out because you said that I was full of myself when I jokingly proclaimed in a meeting that I'm awesome. I guess you failed to hear everyone's praises because I am in fact, awesome. So, you felt threatened and decided to take it upon yourself to make this office "yours."
You sent out unnecessary spreadsheets for potlucks that never actually happened. You sent out sign up sheets for people to donate to your "cause," which, most likely was your wallet. We all heard you arguing with your landlord about the dog you weren't supposed to have to begin with. Who would have thought to take a personal call on your cell phone and step out of the area? It certainly wasn't you.
Now, since I've been doing a very specific function that basically oversees everything the rest of you minions do, I send feedback to your managers on what you did wrong, if anything. You had 7 in one day. SEVEN! And you had the NERVE to tell my boss that I "had it out" for you.
No, you just suck at your job. I've been trying to convince them to fire you, as has everyone else who has to fix your goddamn errors. Your numbers suck, you spend more than half the day on the phone (on personal calls, mind you) and you walk around the damn office barefoot. No, you do not have cute feet. I don't want to see them, and I guarantee you those investors that walk through everyday don't want to see them either. You don't "deserve" this job and we don't fucking need you.
Guess who was instructed to pull your records since you started, including your attendance (yes. this means the times you were actually here, not what hours you said you were), your internet usage, your phone records, your productivity numbers, and all your screen shots? That's right you self-righteous bitch. That would be me. I get to spend all fucking day tomorrow presenting this information to upper management. And I couldn't be more thrilled than if I woke up with a donkey in my bedroom.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Christmas Island
August 2005

SEP 18, 2008 02:57 PM

sillyokio said:
People who don't understand what "work" actually means.


I get that you got the job because you know the department director. I get that your sister lives down the street from him so that's how you know him. I get it, but that doesn't mean you're special and you get to do whatever you want. Yes, most of us are where we are because of who we knew. However, we also know how to work and what it means to do such. You're loud and obnoxious and you think it's cute. You called me out because you said that I was full of myself when I jokingly proclaimed in a meeting that I'm awesome. I guess you failed to hear everyone's praises because I am in fact, awesome. So, you felt threatened and decided to take it upon yourself to make this office "yours."
You sent out unnecessary spreadsheets for potlucks that never actually happened. You sent out sign up sheets for people to donate to your "cause," which, most likely was your wallet. We all heard you arguing with your landlord about the dog you weren't supposed to have to begin with. Who would have thought to take a personal call on your cell phone and step out of the area? It certainly wasn't you.
Now, since I've been doing a very specific function that basically oversees everything the rest of you minions do, I send feedback to your managers on what you did wrong, if anything. You had 7 in one day. SEVEN! And you had the NERVE to tell my boss that I "had it out" for you.
No, you just suck at your job. I've been trying to convince them to fire you, as has everyone else who has to fix your goddamn errors. Your numbers suck, you spend more than half the day on the phone (on personal calls, mind you) and you walk around the damn office barefoot. No, you do not have cute feet. I don't want to see them, and I guarantee you those investors that walk through everyday don't want to see them either. You don't "deserve" this job and we don't fucking need you.
Guess who was instructed to pull your records since you started, including your attendance (yes. this means the times you were actually here, not what hours you said you were), your internet usage, your phone records, your productivity numbers, and all your screen shots? That's right you self-righteous bitch. That would be me. I get to spend all fucking day tomorrow presenting this information to upper management. And I couldn't be more thrilled than if I woke up with a donkey in my bedroom.



So wait. You'd like a donkey in your bedroom ?

y/n ?

blackroseMD1

blackroseMD1

Tacoma, WA
April 2003

SEP 26, 2008 11:32 PM

Those goddamn freecreditreport.com commercials with the fake rapping.

cyanide81

cyanide81

Temecula, CA
August 2002

SEP 26, 2008 11:34 PM

i hate amoebas. not really. but they're up to somethign fishy

hammeredsoul

hammeredsoul

Chattanooga, TN
September 2008

SEP 30, 2008 01:51 AM

ghost hunters talking about 'hard evidence', go ahead, hate me...

sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

SEP 30, 2008 02:02 PM

Political "humor" doesn't mean it's funny.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

SEP 30, 2008 02:04 PM

Windbags and bores who just don't know when to shut the hell up.

Marvel

Marvel

Canada
August 2006

SEP 30, 2008 02:12 PM

reversehalo said:
Star Wars. I shit on Star Wars. puke



For serious???

ArtHic

ArtHic

Greece
June 2007

SEP 30, 2008 02:27 PM

Left wing, who are not really left wing.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

SEP 30, 2008 03:34 PM

Boring fortune cookies annoy me to no end.

blackroseMD1

blackroseMD1

Tacoma, WA
April 2003

SEP 30, 2008 03:57 PM

People that don't get when it's time to leave.

Also, looking for a picture of a number, and only finding trains or Texas highway signs.

Melia

Melia

Canada
September 2007

OCT 22, 2008 11:38 PM

Faytal_Kraydel said:
Ketchup



Yaaaaa! So gross.......

casper_

casper_

Greenville, SC
February 2008

OCT 22, 2008 11:39 PM

blackroseMD1 said:
People that don't get when it's time to leave.

Also, looking for a picture of a number, and only finding trains or Texas highway signs.



hahaha

CrystalLynn

CrystalLynn

Los Angeles, CA
September 2008

OCT 23, 2008 12:13 AM

stickers.

KyoTe

KyoTe

I'm lost
March 2008

OCT 23, 2008 12:14 AM

I hate my fucking timing.....

Fitzee

Fitzee

Chicago, IL
November 2007

OCT 23, 2008 12:15 AM

KyoTe said:
I hate my fucking timing.....



Touchee

TinkerTatt

TinkerTatt

HOPEFUL

Casa Grande, AZ

OCT 23, 2008 01:49 PM

Carmex....
I think it's sick! Possibly even addicting, It never seems to help anyone because the only pep i see using it have serious lip issues. I think it makes em worse, also the smell is putrid and the packaging sucks, plus If UR a smoker an u put it in your purse little tobacco flakes get stuck all around the cap.

Uggggg it really grosses me out! puke

TinkerTatt

TinkerTatt

HOPEFUL

Casa Grande, AZ

OCT 23, 2008 01:53 PM

zerointeger said:
Getting text messages of dirty asses with balls in a fucking bikini's or some shit. Getting emails from college tards of chicks blowing horses, or shoving whole cans of coke up their cootchy. Seriously, man that shit can ruin a persons sex drive and is just down right nasty.



Agree I could go 1000 life times without seing another sexy woman up top woah there's a ding dong bottom!
how bout the ones that have sound attached and u open them at work...thats just great, I had one that was the voice of seth rogan screaming "Im looking at porn" while I was working in a dr.s office.

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