Dear Person I Fucked Well

Dear person I fucked well,
I'm glad to hear that your new boyfriend isn't as good a lay as I was.

Love,
Nick

P.S. Also that I have a bigger penis.

Dear Nick,
I'm dating a girl not a boy, but the penis thing is still true. But then she isnt much competition.
love, Roger

[Edited on May 28, 2005 by TheIrishBastard]

Dear Person I Fucked Well,

I swear, I knew the whole time that you weren't a Suicide Girl. That whole thing with me being "suprised" when you admitted you weren't was just a joke... that's just my quirky sense of humor. Seriously.

I'll... um... call you.

Sincerely,

Dear Person I Fucked Well,

You still owe me money for breakfast.

Dear person I fucked well,

"If you fuck me hard and fast I'll let you use the handcuffs next time" was a brilliant motivator. You ought to consider being a personal goals coach. I still have scars on my knees from the rug burns, and every time I notice them I think of you.

Love,

Archi

P.S. Thanks for never telling your brother that we had freaky circus sex. He's huge and would have squashed me like a bug.

Dear people i have fucked well,

You are welcome. All of you.

love,
Still better than her

Dear Person I Fucked Well,

Everyone told me you were a slut, and you obviously were. I know you were much more experienced than I - but it was great of you take me under your wings and teach me. I fucked you well because you deserved it. You put on a such a good show - I couldnt even think to get nervous about losing it. You were so communicative and responsive that I felt like I knew all your buttons and apparently I did. If your son ever found out he'd kill me.

Thanks
C

dear person i fucked well , you have my number

dear person i fucked well,

i didn't get to finish
can we please give it another go?

blue balls

Dear people i have fucked well,
It was all legerdemain.
No ai problema.
Si?
Gracias.

Dear person I fucked well,
I guess I was an asshole three years ago.
R

Dear People I Fucked Well,
Yeah, you know you still think of me

BRS

Dear women I fucked well,

Fuck you, bitches. Thanks so much for not returning my phone calls.

Hope you catch something from the next guy.

CM

Dear person I fucked well,

I miss you

-Doofus

Dear person i fucked well,
No i won't give your new boyfriend lessons

dearest person i fucked well

abortion or child support.

think about it.

Dear Person I Fucked Well,

Why do you still continue to call me? We haven't slept together in almost 3 years.

Vauge

LOVE YOU LONG TIMEEEEE!!

If it was you calling me, I'd gladly visit the past.

Dear person I fucked well,
So good of you to make that decision without me. Thanks for letting me find out after the fact. Choke. Please.

bump

dear person,

I'm sorry your husband complains about the fit...

sayin'

heh

Dear person I fucked well...
Please stand up? I wanna take a head count... hehe
Your truly,
Wel' Hung

** Woa, first double post, like a virgin yo