what happens when im bored and cant sleep....

phataztony_2000: its really not that offensive
phataztony_2000: but it's long
phataztony_2000: so bare w/ me
thursday_leroux: okay
phataztony_2000: 3 gay men find themselves in a funeral home reminising about their lovers who all past away just recently...
phataztony_2000: ironically enough they all creamated their "life partners"
phataztony_2000: so they begin to tell each other where each one of them will spread their lovers ashes
thursday_leroux: okay
phataztony_2000: the 1st gay man says" i will spread my lover's ashes into the the sea because that beach is where we shared our 1st kiss"
thursday_leroux: awww
phataztony_2000: the 2nd gay man says" im gonna bury my man's ashes in the park because that's where we had our 1st dated"
thursday_leroux: awww
phataztony_2000: after the 1st and 2nd men tell their touching stories the 3rd gay man breaks down and begins balling his eyes out
thursday_leroux: awwwwwwwww
phataztony_2000: the other men console him and tell him everything will be alright
phataztony_2000: barely able to hold himself together the 3rd gay man says " as soon as i get his ashes im going to spread them all over a chilli dog"
thursday_leroux: what?
phataztony_2000: the other 2 men look at him baffled just as you did right there and ask him "why do you wanna spread his ashes all over a chilli dog????"
thursday_leroux: ya really?
phataztony_2000: "so he can tare my ass up one last time!"
thursday_leroux: that's horrible!

word.

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