the dumbest thing i have ever seen...

ha, that's fucking great.

They're everywhere. I just saw a pair of those hanging off a pickup yesterday in Oakland...

I saw those on a truck in Colorado about 6 months ago.

I actually saw some of these on a truck the other day and I was totally going to say something about it on sg.

"Just look how a set of Bumper Nuts turn this ordinary Subaru into an awesome driving machine. Nothing shows that you got a pair of big balls like hanging some Bumper Nuts from your car bumper! What is the ultimate truck accessory for any Truck, Car, Motorcycle, or Buggy ?"

Christ.



[Edited on May 25, 2005 by hollascottmoney]

Thankfully, I have yet to see those in Massachusetts.

-TM

whats wrong with it? its hysterical. at least its got kind a base humor rather, than something political or cultural to it. its just silly stupid and gross. AWESOME

In my home town, there was a farmer that had those on his bumper and some mothers got a petition to make him take it off.

They said that their children were disturbed by the decoration.

The guy never took it off and whenever I go home, I see his truck outside of the bar and smile to myself.

my redneck boyfriend wants to get some for his truck, but I swore I'd never have sex with him again (he had told me about them even before we saw 'em in Phoenix).

This is exactly what I would expect from people who drive trucks.

This really isn't related..but I have a funny story about a truck that had the balls.

So I see this cowboy looking guy and he had the balls AND a huge confederate flag sticker on his back window. He got pulled over and he was out of his truck talking to the cops. I bet he really felt like shit because one of the cops he was being questioned by was a black cop.

How funny! I just saw a gold one when i was down in New Orleans... i pointed and laughed... and then that was it...

...

huh.

someone with whom I was vaguely acquaintanced had those on his wheelchair.

Certainly!

I love the homosexual undertones of this site...

Shouldn't the bumpernuts hang in the front?

haha, i bolted the set i stole from sex ed that had the 'lump' in it to my bumper, lost it right away

Deep down everyone is. Just some people don't have the balls to admit it.

i thought this was going to be a George W. Bush portrait thread...

oh no! the phone number of the place has a 727 area code

that is my area code

They better not gain popularity up in Michigan. We're just starting to get rid of that damn fad of those ribbon car magnets with various sayings. I had a few friends that swiped them off cars and people in my city got so pissed, they wrote into the newspaper. It was full of lolz.

I would never put anything like this on my truck. Waste of money and it's just retarded.

the truck might have balls but not bid ones

I see these on a truck that has the same commute time as me on the 405 in the valley. I couldn't stop laughing.