"If I had a dick..."

I would pee over balconys next to people......i would pull it out and shake it at hot boys and girls......or at people who were annoying me....or at people who were standing near me....or at people who walked in the general area i was occupying.....at anyone really.....

Well thank god you don't have one then.

so you would use it for defensive purposes mainly?

If I had a dick, I'd... wait a second... what's this now?... oh, that's awesome. I'll be back in half an hour.

No Y-Chromosome for you.

you'd be wishing it was bigger just like the rest of us

I would be making sweet sweet love.

Me to.

youd be telling me to suck it, dur.

NO, I'd be making sweet, sweet love.



















and then I'd slap you in the face with it. Cause that's how I roll.

So, I take it you've seen me drunk at a party before?

you seem to be the only person who is really taking advantage of that sweet toy you have packed away in your pants!

Isn't that what it's there for?

I just wish mine was big enough that I could swing it like a pocket watch.

But is it big enough to tell time like a sundial?

Too funny...

Bah, any guy will do that with enough alcohol in his system.

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Silliness/71911/page1/#post3496998

Mine's bigger.

mine's bigger than yours.....that's right...i grew a penis....and i'm poking it with a stick right now.....

When I see this topic on the boards I keep singing in my head... "I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening... "

Well, I suppose that still works.

it would be TROUBLE


BIG TROUBLE

i would hump anything warm...................and lots of stuff in the fridge.
I would be a predator..............blood lust.


Edited because all the penis talk made me stupid

[Edited on May 23, 2005 by hopey]

Poking it with a stick? No, it goes the other way around. Damn kids.

[Edited on May 23, 2005 by SadPanda]

Id write my name in the snow, on walls etc.

And I'd smack so many people with it.

oh, and http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Silliness/69885/page1/#post3390062

i poke the stick with it? i dunno....it's been a while for me....last one i had turned black and fell off.....