apple turnovers

ahhhh yes, i wna fuck a rotten grapefruit!

what is this "wna" that you speak of? i'm not hip to the new lingo.

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

Nice 28th post.

Hi Mika... where are we?! I got lost when i entered this thread

i've been accused of using the message board wrongly, so i thought i'd enter some silliness into the silliness forum......

Maybe, just maybe, if you treated the apples with a bit more respect, they wouldn't all quit on you, forcing you to hire more apples.

HAHA! Someone funny! Rare thing despite the tag of "Silliness" this board has...

i shall write you all a poem:

THE BIG MALANGERY

once apon a time
i met a big green lime.
he looked at me
i looked at it
and then we both did shit,
as i saw a big scary thing
lerking behind the big bing.
i wasn't scared
as the monster was dead,
and i killed the lime insted.
i oncce met a blu malangery,
when i did things started to get ug-e-ly!
he punched me in the nose,
and then struck a smart pose,
as i fell to the ground
and went out with a suond,
of my crunching and braking toes.
the malangery looks like an banana
who origonated from Higgawana,
i liked him.

DO NOT TRUST APPLES they're really space aliens from the planet Bleah do not believe their story. Apples are not sweet and friendly they're EVIL!!! " An apple a day keeps the doctor away" they came up with that so they could make you think that they're nice and good 4 you it really is " don't get near an apple and you won't have to see a hospital or a grave plot" their Leader Johnny Apple Seed yes Johnny is all lie his real name Ralf P Poke he is the leader of the Alien Apples. Now cause of him were all going to die from the aliens. Apples are those flying space ships that people see. APPLES NOT SPACE SHIPS THEY'RE APPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh but that's not all its not just apples its all fruit and veggies yes all of them but apples are the ring leaders HAVEN"T YOU PEOPLE SEEN ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES oh yea lil nice tomatoes THAT TRIED TO KILL PEOPLE
the moral of this all is STAY AWAY FROM FRUIT and be very careful around apples never let them into your house if they are there get them out now and get rid of them they're up to no good those lil worms in the apples are fake they're remote controlled gummie worms they are there so you do not eat the apples so be on the look out 4 apples and other fruits an veggies

Ah, the other old days.

OH HAI