Neat, Quiet, and Lethal...

...but the perfect roommate?



[Edited on May 15, 2005 by psychoholicagogo]

Your kung fu and your link are weak.

Your posting finger is fast, my dial-up is slow...

Now the file is not specified. Have you no shame? Pervert.

Try this one

I would right click and save it if I were you.

[Edited on May 15, 2005 by Spaceboy]

that is brilliant. random, but brilliant.

In honor of his birthday, I present a SnakePlissken classic.

Neat, Quiet, and Lethal...



Just like my farts.

Quiet might be a bit of a stretch.

Lies! I've spent billions researching stealth fart technology.

You mean you've been duped out of billions, rocket man!

Sometimes applies, but not in others. (See two prior posts.)

The rocket-fart program was scuttled back in the 70s, after the Apollo missions.

Stealth farts are an entirely different line of scientific research.

Speaking of different lines, the decibel scale is open-ended like that of the Richter scale.

Hehe,

Also like some of the stealth fart test subjects.

Cough. cough.

Hey, that was pretty silent.

Wow, more than two months later the smell of this thread still lingers.

This thread makes me need to pee.

wait, roommate?

who wants to have sex?

We're gonna need a whole lotta lube and a whole lotta beans.

This thread describes my penis perfectly.

With your roommate?
I don't think so...