I have missplaced my pants.

What to say if you are ever caught outside in no clothes with the front door locked inexplicably behind you.

Works every time.

Are you bored today?

"i am the king of the lollipop people" has always worked for me.

its funny my buddy almost always loses his pants while he is drinking....one day he walked into the pub with no pants on...looks down and goes.

oh my, I seemed to have misplaced my pants.

i find vomiting on them is a good distractionary method

on your pants?

No more so than normal... I just burned some popcorn for some reason, it shouldn't be that hard, but I did it.

I am very sorry to hear of your misfortune.

i was more aiming for the person... but i suppose the pants might catch a bit of projectile vomit splashback

yes, I can see how vomitting on the person would be more distracting....

If I vomited on my pants, I'd take them off too.

Microwave popcorn? I occasionally burn that too. I can't figure it out either.

I looked in the microwave and it was like there was a small incindiary device inside there.

I find no need to justify myself for lack of pants.

I thought for a moment someone was paying tribute to this classic thread.

Disappointed.

I am slightly disturbed that you remember a year old thread.

Stick around. I'll disturb you often. I remember lots of old threads. Some that started and died long before I joined. Well accept for my brief failed attempts at threadsurrection.

You can just post and ressurrect it.

DId you miss the part where I said my threadsurrections always fail?

You are mean.

i'm still lost....whats wrong with lacking pants?

I thought it was just your profile pic.

Stop interrupting me with on topic comments.

Thread tease.

He's not the only one that thought of that thread...