BITCH, PLEASE!!!!

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We should do this more often.

I still find certain women of Asian heritage to be attractive.

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd you do it, Jimmy? Why?

Did the bad man tell you to?

Who the fuck took a picture of that???

That's it I'm done. Can't top this.

I'm gonna go bleach my eyeballs and have a Pabst.

It kinda feels like we're back in time, sifting through the remnants of some sad civilization. The horror, the horror.

I just bleached my Pabst & had an eyeball. Infinitely more enjoyable than this thread. Or a Pabst Spew Ribbon, for that matter.

Perhaps I spoke too soon.

Also:

Fuck that shit, PBR is god.

I'd rather drink a Heineken than a PBR.

And I hate Heineken.

wtf?

Oo, Sorry! I was being rude, and totally fucking with the quotes, apparently. I didn't mean to sound that nasty.

I flagged the opener on this one before I realized how old it is.

I hope this thing gets killed anyway.

[bitch]Perhaps my contempt for PBR wouldn't be so strong were it not for a night in State College, PA c. 1988 where I'd been drinking Labatt's Blue for a couple daze and found myself at a bar where my frinds' band, Trick Bag, was playing a severely loud version of Zeppelin's "The Ocean" with Rayzar baring away on a flipping fiddle and amidst the pounding torrent of flying decibels the waitress misunderstood my "Labatt's Blue, please," for "Pabst Blue, please," and in my already two thirds kaboodled state I failed to notice until it was too late. Perhaps the PBR would have gone down differently had I been forewarned of its ambush, but at the time its name was true.

Pabst Blew.

And so did my gastric contents.

But then, cheap beer has been averse to remaining in my stomach since I had my first Buttweiper. Even Labatt's Blue seems a bit bathtub-brew for me, but I was poor at the time and that was the only somewhat potable beer I could afford.[/bitch]

Yeah, I'm of the opinion that friends don't let bad beer happen to good people. If you catch my mixed-up drift. Bud or PBR or whatever. Not a fan. Might as well throw down a Colt 45.

There. I fixed it for you, CKDextroAmphetamine.

(Miss Piggy, struck suddenly by an everlasting love for a certain little green frog, has to sing about it of course. A very odd fantasy sequence.)

Miss Piggy:
Never before have two souls joined
so freely, and so fast.
For me this is the first time,
and the last.
Is this an angel's wish for men?
Never before and never again.

And where to find the words to sing it's worth
This love was bound for heaven, not for earth
This love was meant to light the stars,
But when we touched, we made it ours.

And would they take it back?
Oh, no, they wouldn't dare!
Why should they take it back,
When there's enough to share with all the world,
And fill the heavens above
With left-over love?

Never before, a love that just keeps growing on and on,
To fill each lover's heart and light the dawn.
Is this an angel's wish for men?
Never before and never again.
Never before and never again.

oh, how i miss propernoun.


*goes to bother him on AIM*

oh yes folks, i've got connections.