I was completely buck ass naked...

i know.
*adjusts range on telescope*

hmmm I always thought it was "butt ass naked"

And if you have never been naked before then how did you shower?

With your clothes on?

Or just not at all?

I did so through the magic of technology. But if I reveal the secrets, they'll tighten the gag...and we don't want that.

she has. and it was the happiest day of my life.
one day i will marry her on top of a mountain. and there will be flutes. and garlands of fresh herbs. and we will dance.
and our children will form a traveling musical troup.

and you will not be invited!!!!!!!!

I BETTER BE INVITED!

C'mon...we can get P-Funk to play.

I was buck ass nekkid.....

Climbing a cliff in Palma Spain.

It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Oscar Wilde? At least from your (hard-to-see) profile pic?

I'm wearing nothing but a man thong.....and dancing to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.....

Is this where we talk about how cool we look naked?

i dont know if thats a good idea. she thinks i'm too funkay allready.

but you will need to RSVP.
were rgestered at Andy's Gun Store.
(my totall respek to whomever gets this referance)

Nobody looks cool naked. Girls can look sexy and guys can look goofy, but neither are ever cool.

it were we show how good we look nekkid.

I'm completely ashamed.

There's a party in at my profile page but you have to be naked.
You can keep your socks on if you want.........don't fuckin all leave at once.

Andys from dawn of the dead?

That is just wierd seeing my old profile picture making comments.

I'm soooooo there!!! Socks included

its true, i have already chosen a dress, much like the one rose mcgowan wore the the 1998 mtv music awards, although the threads across my ass will be off-white. but not too off-white as they will have to not clash with my platform shell shoes.

a little fast and loose with the term 'dress' arent you? its more like strategicly placed bits of string and--
why am i trying to talk you out of this? i should have my head examined!
you'll look amashing, dearest!

shell toes? someone catch me when i swoon!

you would rather i wear that burlap dress i am going to be sporting at the lesbian wedding? ok....

you could wear a potato sack if youd like.
youll still be foxy in the shell toes.
and very derelicte.

speak english. you know i don't speak spanish.

break out the cam next time!

whaddya say we get you in your pj's and get ready for bed...