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pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 10, 2005 07:28 PM

home alone+drunk=Drink and dial!!! All yr friends love that!!!

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 10, 2005 07:31 PM

I have a 'sponser" comes by "you gonna drink tonight?" Swear to God this is what she does. takes all of my shoes. takes my wallet, all my credit cards, everything, says "call me in the morning." God, i love her...

Rebel

Rebel

Simi Valley, CA
March 2005

MAY 10, 2005 07:37 PM

KorbenDallas said:

Sydni said:
put the phone in your damn pocket. Please. For the love of pussy.



I guess that explains why i can never pick up at bars.
I should probably buy a new phone...




Thats not why hun..... wink

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

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January 2005

MAY 10, 2005 07:41 PM

Rebel said:

KorbenDallas said:

Sydni said:
put the phone in your damn pocket. Please. For the love of pussy.



I guess that explains why i can never pick up at bars.
I should probably buy a new phone...




Thats not why hun..... wink


Ouch, can i have you number? wink

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

MAY 10, 2005 08:04 PM

MissTyrios said:
If Massachusetts still allowed smoking in bars, I would be in a bar right now. Goddammit.




Try a few dive bars, real hole in the wall places.
I've been lucky enought to stumble across a few even out here in California that let you smoke inside.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 10, 2005 08:11 PM

phones and bars are the enemy. Avoid all contact with other people. hell is other people! not my quote. find it.

Rye8

Rye8

Lakewood, OH
February 2003

MAY 10, 2005 09:50 PM

ok dudes here we go....


i walked 4 blocks to the bar
nice little bar for the punk rock kids....

i sit down.. make googley eyes at the bartender
i talk to her for a few secondsa...

then some baseball team comes in...
LAME!


so i try to continuea conversation with the bartender.
she does hr business ect...


i sit and drink and driank and driank.
we share few wrods here and there and i gave a wink.(yeah i know thats lame...)


so what happens next? i get the god damn hiccups!
so now i feel like a shit.
so i leave a huge tip and say goodbye and leave.



now i have thre hiccups and no beer
fuck.

SovietCanada

sovietcanada

Montreal, QC
February 2005

MAY 10, 2005 09:57 PM

Wow. Lame city.

Rye8

Rye8

Lakewood, OH
February 2003

MAY 10, 2005 09:58 PM

yeah i suck i know

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

MAY 10, 2005 10:00 PM

I say blame it on the baseball team

FunkTion

funktion

I'm lost
June 2003

MAY 10, 2005 10:04 PM

well based on that original post and the coherency of your spelling I'd have said stay at home..

and since I've not read the rest of this but its at 3 pages I'd guess you went to the bar and dui mayhem ensued!! blackeyed

or maybe you did stay home and all the rest is drunken joy!!!


*curses self for not reading before posting*

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

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January 2005

MAY 10, 2005 10:06 PM

I think she likes you...

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

JUN 13, 2010 09:50 PM

It is 9:50PM... Or it is not..

There is no try

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUN 13, 2010 09:51 PM

Go out. Never drink and drive.

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