Dear _____,

Dear Reese's crispy sticks,

I love you more than the world could know.
Having you in my life is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you

mucho mucho Love

~Rokko

I want a 64 just for Goldeneye and Cyber Tiger golf. Super NES...Rock n' Roll Racing is the shizznit!

Dear beer,

Thank you for a wonderful evening. I think I love you But soon I must sleep. Please be kind to my head in the morning.

Thanks,
Drunken Lion

my N64 has such a massive layer of dust on it I'm not sure if I could find it under said dust...

I want one again so bad. I will crush all challengers at James Bond. Any weapons, any scenario. Bring it!

I suck at all things FPS

but I'll school you in all manner of fighting games

Street Fighter? I'm a beast. Mortal Kombat, you may get me. Unless it's the OG, and then I am pretty good.

okay I take it back... any game but Mortal Kombat and KI since I don't acknowledge those games' existances

Killer Instinct? I remember that shit. It was pretty tight I thought. What are you talkin bout? Virtua Fighter or some shit?

...dammit fuck that one too....

okay... Dark Stalkers, Street FIghter, Samurai Shodown, Soul Calibur, Waku Waku 7, King of Fighters....

I'll play those...

Dear Air-Conditioner,
I can't live without you now, and I need you here with me for a few more months.

xoxoxo
R

Dear world,

Fuck off. I am in a rancid mood today.



Nea

Dear brain,

You're not what you used to be. Remember that feeling you used to give me. When things seemed new and exciting, when you carried my body instead of my body carrying you. I miss those days.

less than cherry but running none the less,
whatswrong

dear stupid place/friends/life/etc.

stop sucking and making me depressed

fed up,
Yaaka

Dear Rip Van Winkle,

That's what i'm talking about.

wake me when things turn for the better,
whatswrong

Dear Mom,

I know I dont contribute anything to the household but I hate cleaning beyond anything
My schools fully paid off, you dont have to give me a cent
Isnt that something?
Now can you please give your unemployed daughter some money without making her do the nasty kitchen and livingroom? please??

Sounds like a spoiled brat,
RR

bwhahahaha

Dear A/C guy,

You called and said you'd be here between 9 and noon. It is past noon and you have not called and you are not answering your phone. You suck.

Hot and Sweaty,
min

Dear Self,
You're falling apart, and it's getting ugly.
While some things are looking up - you are working damn hard at destroying yourself again.
What will it take for you to have peace?

Yourself

Dear crush,
If you blow off tonight I'm really going to start losing interest
I offered free burritos and lasertag (but you dont know about the second part yet)

FREE MACHISMO BURRITOS!



RR

Dear Beer,

You make me happy and you make me swear a lot too.
I love you.

min

Dear Gas company,

I've lost what was left of my composure. You're dangerously close to breaking me down. You're not fucking getting it. Three weeks of cold showers does horrible things to your mind, everytime is a new hell....it just doesn't get any easier. I give you until monday, if you can't get your shit together by then......my ass is walking into home depot and walking out with a tankless water heater and swearing you off completely. For ever and ever you sonovabitches.

Whatswrong

Dear self,

Everything is going to be alright. . .just don't forget to breathe.

♥ Nea

Dear burrito in my tummy

You are tasty
And make me feel like im pregnant

RR

Dear World,
Please could you just give me a break tomorrow? I'd really appreciate it.
Thanks,
Geoff.