Dear _____,

Dear boobs,

I love you all . Thanks for the fun times.

Sincerely,
Pawko4B

Dear Pagz


Punch it in the jumblies. Wont take it down but will give you a reprive for a bit, to catch your breath.

Dear Witch,

I'm sorry I fucked with you.. Can you uncurse me?

-Counsel

ps.

Dear Ex of a couple of days,
Have fun on your date tomorrow...

Dear coffee,

wake me up any time now.
i actually want to have some sort of interest in the world around me today.

Dear self,

stop blaming the coffee and actually get up and do stuff.

Dear S & M, (heh)
I really wish you'd stop contacting me; for one thing, neither of you ever have anything to say or text me basically the same shit every time you do so. Note: texting me my name followed by an onslaught of "!!!!!!!!" is pretty annoying and no, I won't have any physical contact with you. Pretty sure we don't click, and that i'm bored stupid by politics and want to shank fanatic AFL fans, so please take your fascination with tattooed girls and borderline pervy comments elsewhere.
-Munchie

Dear self,

Stop sending pervy comments to Munchie.

<3,
The person wearing your underwear

Dear Me,

Start sending pervy comments to Munchie

- Me

Dear Munchie,

I just sent you a text of your name with an onslaught of "!!!!!"s after it... but my texts seem to get lost on the way most of the time.

-Yaaka

Dear Yaaka,
Imma bitchslap you nah, I didn't get it

Dear boys of Silliness,
I know to take your perviness with a pinch of salt and it often makes me laugh however, this guy likes to text me about boobs and such and how i'm hot enough without trying to become a rollergirl. I haven't even MET this guy

Dear Munchie,

You're hot enough without trying to become a rollergirl.
Also I ♥ you forever and would beat up said dude if I was close enough.
does he look anything like this?

-Yaaka

Dear shower,

I'm about to climb all up inside you. Hope you're ready for this shit.

-Smelly Yaaka

Dear Women,

You need to take more pictures of belts around your boobs and post them on the internet because I hate to see such an awesome thread be so neglected. Munchie can fell free to participate too. I cannot afford the extra money for text messaging so this will have to do.

- Meu

Dear Ex/Roommate,

I have been really nice about you staying in the apartment while I'm away, even though you broke up with me. I even lowered your rent because you are going to school and have one of those jobs that really nice people do but don't get paid well for. But enough's enough. I feel really bad about this but 300 dollars a month wasn't much to ask from you at all to cover the cellphone, rent, utilities, cable and internet. You knew you didn't put that money in my account but never mentioned anything. That's just rude. You know I would have been sympathetic if you'd just talked to me about it, I've always been a sucker.

*puts foot down now*

Dear boobs,

I love you all . When do I get the fun times? :-\



Sincerely,
F_H

Dear Kara,

Your such a whore. I laugh everytime i think of you. I wonder what kind of childhood could have produced a person like you. Keep doing what your doing, you make people like me feel honest.

HA! I know your husband,
whatswrong

Dear Stomach,
I hate you.

BRS

Dear food,
magically appear, prepared and tasty.
Thanks in advance,
Dryad

you mean like delivery pizza?

That would work. Especially if it's free.

Dear Work,

Please be pleasent, go by fast, and over with by 9 so I can chill with Corey. Talking music over beers. My kinda night.

Dear You,

I knew a Kara that is a complete whore. Do you live near Baltimore?

- Me

Dear lazaruscries

I do, is she hot?

F_H

Dear You,

She is married.

- Me