Dear _____,

Dear Friends of Sillieness


I leave to Chicago tomorrow at 4pm, cya when i get back


-K

Thank you. It seriously bugs me when they do that.

... yikes, 2 strikes. :

Dearest Ilectra;

I'm an idiot for missing this; but am rarely on silliness anymore. No one could be angry with you. I miss you darling; and hopefully we can chat soon


Much love,
Keke

Dear _______

Next time I text you asking what you are doing just say, "nothing."

It's a lot easier than saying "Well, I'm going to a bar with some friends. You can come if you want, but I'll end up ditching you with people who won't talk to you for the entire night so I can go talk to people I want to spend my time with." It will also keep me from wasting my time trying to reestablish friendships with people who don't want to be my friend.

thank you,

C.

Dear "Guy who stole the coat at my work, with the scar on his cheek"

I have to replace that fucking 500$ coat you stupid douche bag. Expect to get the shit kicked out of you by a girl once you see me. Fucking thief, get a job or i'll give you one eating pavement...

Until then....

Melia....

Dear Vets

You're a nice bunch of people, really you are. But first you ask me if I wanna adopt a kitten, then tell me I can't have her because she's sick. Two days later you call and say she's miraculously better so I can pick her up. Hmm. I arrive and the on call vet says "he's so cute. when did you get him?" Um.. it's a her, and you're giving her to us right now. Alarming, they don't seem to know my cat.

So I take her home and during the next day, it becomes evident she is extremely ill. I take her back to you, the other vet on call says I should never have been allowed bring her home. HMMMMMM. So you take her again. Then I get a call to pick her up yesterday, which I do. She's weak and needs to be handfed, but I'm assured by the OTHER vet on call that she's fine otherwise and has been checked over.

So here's a question - WHY IS HER FUCKING JAW CLICKING WHEN SHE EATS?? Is that not something maybe you guys should have picked up on? Coz it's not normal to have a cat that clicks like a member of the Xhosa tribe. SORT YOUR SHIT OUT!

BP

P.S. motherfuckers; I'm not paying for you to fix what you should have already caught onto on the last visit.

lmao, you made my morning with the ".. job eating pavement" bit.

Dear Headache,
Go away!
-Jen

Dear this thread,
I just discovered you and you just made my day.

Dear James,
I miss you terribly. I hope you have a good weekend and that I hear from you more than once.
xoxo

Dear Drs office,
Please call me and tell me I got the job. That would make my year.
xoxo

Dear Mom & Jerry,
I am so very thankful for you both.
Happy Thanksgiving,
Jenny

Dear SG friends,
I am also quite thankful for you.
-JennyLou

Dear Youku.com:

You guys are seriously fucking pathetic. I wish someone at your company could explain to me why it should take six times as long to download your movies than to watch them. I want to tell this to you directly but I don't know how to contact you because everything on your page is in Chinese. I want to tell you that you suck. You ruin the online movie experience for me. Your presence on the Internet is an offense to me and I wish you would just leave forever. You shouldn't even exist. If I saw you on the street I would want to stab you, multiple times. You are less than useless. Just go away.

phrogg

dear jackasses who aparantly can not read-
my profile clearly states that i don not want random friend requests from people i have not ever spoken with.
kindly fuck off
thank you
the management

Dear Ilectra,

If I see Youku.com on the street I will stab them, but only once, and not mortally. Just enough to teach them a lesson.

phrogg

Dear Snow,
Fuck off.

Thanks,
Ed