Celebrities You Wish Were Members

Not that the current crop of board denizens is not hilarious, but I bet if Bill Clinton was a member he'd have a lot of funny stuff to say in threads. Plus he'd totally own the Current Events board.

What other celebs would you like to see as SG members?

Angelina Jolie.... but just as a member...

I have a feeling she wouldn't be funny at all.

Joe Camel. I swear, back in the day, he was a total swinger. Not that anything's wrong with that.

Now I'm sitting here imagining Clinton commenting in the Asian Ghetto Booty thread. Ans starting a "my wife is such a bitch sometimes" thread.

Come on.

Alright how about Colin Farrel. I'd be interested to see some of the shit he'd post while on a drunken binge...

David Lee Roth.

he would jump this bithch up a notch.

That's the spirit!!

That's good let's get this little thread a rollin....

I have to second Bill. That guy would be a riot. He knows how to have fun.

EDIT: And as for my nomination, I think somebody like David Cross would have lots of good stuff to add to our stupid discussions.

[Edited on May 10, 2005 by PhobetorZero]

Jon Stewart

What do I win?

FridgeMagnet, I can't get no props? Not that anythings wrong with that.

now that i know it's not celebrities i wished touched my member.
Jim Lehrer of the Newshour.
he'd whip these boards into shape.

I'll suggest more... but only if you give this thread the loving it deserves

Hugh Laurie.


but im just obsessed.

I'm going to go with Paris Hilton. Not because I like the broad at all but she's kind of a drunken whore and could bring lots of humor in the form of drunken pictures and biligerant comments.

biligerant? is that even close to spelled right?

Henry rollins

Dane Cook

You were being silly. Joe Camel's a cartoon dude.

Great answer. You win my undying admiration. Which you already had anyway.

does it matter if theyre dead?
'cause that would put a whole new dimension on this shit, son.

[Edited on May 10, 2005 by katiebarthedoor]

No.

Larry Flynt

Plus I'd be all teh day with my goof on her up. Who am I kidding I'd totally try to get into her pants.

Second Dane Cook. He's crazy and would spend countless coked up hours contributing.

No he's the competition.