Woman I know is now in hardcore PORN!

happened to me to. it was a sobering realization. wow.

no it wasnt my mom, smartass.

I was about to say that. Being a smartass is hard work.

I say you tell us what episode of milfhunter she was on.

man.. that would be comic gold if a girl i knew did that i would tell everyone

I PRAY that one day this will happen to me.

I've even got a Top Ten Wish List that I pray to the porno gods with.

I wanna know a porn star.

Did you also get access to Mike In Brazil?

hahahahaha!

I used to have a boyfriend who used to date a porn star. He had her tapes, which was kinda creepy. But then again, he was psychotic.

Also, probably not a good idea to discuss it on here.

Goddamn...MIke In Brazil is great. I'm d-loading a bunch of episodes right now.

I could spend a year in therapy discussing that relationship. Trust me.

no you should tell us her pron star name so we can google it
itll be fun for everyone

seriously

I know a couple of porn stars. One of which is the sweetest, nicest person I've ever known.

OMG, DOES SHE?

Oh, I know... I was just surprised at her because of the ones I have met, most were a bit on the bitchy side... she was super though.

Obviously she's kept those films well hidden then.

my whole online pron life is flashing before my eyes.

Why? She made the choice to go into a career where her image would be shown on film. She obviously made that choice for a reason. I'm sure she makes more money when more people buy her stuff, so why would she be against him spreading the word? I'm pretty sure a porn star would not be opposed to a bunch of guys going out to purchase her tapes, regardless of whether she went to high school with them or not.

It's not like he's contemplating telling her grandmama or anything.

I stumbled onto some nude photos online of a girl I went to High School with a few years ago. It put me in an odd place since I had a minor crush on her back in the day. We were in the same photography class (!) It was at the end of the day and she gave me a ride home one time. I was all aflutter until she mentioned her boyfriend.

I guess I should have been excited to see her naked, but I felt strange. I think the J. Geils band summed it up well:

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

CHORUS:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
(Repeat)

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

CHORUS

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take your car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it!

Thank you

oh, real mature, _DG_.

I would keep it to myself, then, at the next reunion or when I saw her next, make little inside jokes to her...