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I felt like making love [2]

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EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI

August 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:38 PM

But, eeeeh....

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 07, 2005 09:41 PM

I did too. But now my left hand is suing me and my white t-shirt says it feels violated.

FieldOfDepth

Christmas Island

May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:44 PM

......but I need to get some rest because tomorrow is the day my wife gets to sit on her ass while we make a big fuss over the fact that she squeezed out a few puppies.

Did I say that out loud?

*looks around*

*hides*

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:45 PM

whokilldmysister said:
......but I need to get some rest because tomorrow is the day my wife gets to sit on her ass while we make a big fuss over the fact that she squeezed out a few puppies.

Did I say that out loud?

*looks around*

*hides*

If you shot a watermelon out of your ass, you'd want a holiday too.

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost

May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:48 PM

that's gay.

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI

August 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:48 PM

dkmfc said:

mamet said:
I did too. But now my left hand is suing me and my white t-shirt says it feels violated.

white t-shirt? don't let that shit dry man....you'll be bleaching it later

Yeah man. Seriously. If there was one thing I learned in Jr. High...

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA

June 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:50 PM

how many guys you know make love?

Let's talk about sex, bay-bee... Let's talk about you and me...

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:50 PM

dkmfc said:

FridgeMagnet said:

whokilldmysister said:
......but I need to get some rest because tomorrow is the day my wife gets to sit on her ass while we make a big fuss over the fact that she squeezed out a few puppies.

Did I say that out loud?

*looks around*

*hides*

If you shot a watermelon out of your ass, you'd want a holiday too.

last I heard....

babies aren't "birthed" through the sphincter...

you got little kids that smell really bad and are kind of elongated in shape? haven't said anything or moved in a long time? like ever?
look like they have corn and nuts stuck all over them?

yeah those aren't kids man. that's shit. she's been scamming you.

But we had buttsecks???

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 07, 2005 09:51 PM

SuperNintendo said:

dkmfc said:

mamet said:
I did too. But now my left hand is suing me and my white t-shirt says it feels violated.

white t-shirt? don't let that shit dry man....you'll be bleaching it later

Yeah man. Seriously. If there was one thing I learned in Jr. High...

Eh, I've never had a problem, never had to bleach oir anything.

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA

June 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:51 PM

dkmfc said:

FridgeMagnet said:

whokilldmysister said:
......but I need to get some rest because tomorrow is the day my wife gets to sit on her ass while we make a big fuss over the fact that she squeezed out a few puppies.

Did I say that out loud?

*looks around*

*hides*

If you shot a watermelon out of your ass, you'd want a holiday too.

last I heard....

babies aren't "birthed" through the sphincter...

you got little kids that smell really bad and are kind of elongated in shape? haven't said anything or moved in a long time? like ever?
look like they have corn and nuts stuck all over them?

yeah those aren't kids man. that's shit. she's been scamming you.

Uh, I think he was trying to make an analogy using the man's only comperable oraface.

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA

June 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:52 PM

Please excuse my spelling. I love the boozy-booze.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:52 PM

dkmfc said:

FridgeMagnet said:

whokilldmysister said:
......but I need to get some rest because tomorrow is the day my wife gets to sit on her ass while we make a big fuss over the fact that she squeezed out a few puppies.

Did I say that out loud?

*looks around*

*hides*

If you shot a watermelon out of your ass, you'd want a holiday too.

last I heard....

babies aren't "birthed" through the sphincter...

you got little kids that smell really bad and are kind of elongated in shape? haven't said anything or moved in a long time? like ever?
look like they have corn and nuts stuck all over them?

yeah those aren't kids man. that's shit. she's been scamming you.

Uh, I think he was trying to make an analogy using the man's only comperable oraface.

No. I seriously thought babies came out the ass.

But you're sweet

Hopey

Corvallis, OR

January 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:52 PM

Baby, when i think about you...............
Think about loooooove
Darlin' wan live without you and your loooooove.

FieldOfDepth

Christmas Island

May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:56 PM

hopey said:
Baby, when i think about you...............
Think about loooooove
Darlin' wan live without you and your loooooove.

Karaoke Night at the SG Boards!

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:58 PM

whokilldmysister said:

hopey said:
Baby, when i think about you...............
Think about loooooove
Darlin' wan live without you and your loooooove.

Karaoke Night at the SG Boards!

*puts in my slip for "I Will Survive"*

Hopey

Corvallis, OR

January 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:01 PM

* puts in a slip for Dirty deeds*

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:02 PM

whokilldmysister said:
Karaoke Night at the SG Boards!

*puts in my slip for "I Will Survive"*

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:04 PM

Karaoke Law #1: Karaoke night doesn't truly begin until someone does a drunken, angry rendition of "I Will Survive".

Hopey

Corvallis, OR

January 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:08 PM

I await your rendition. sing away.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:09 PM

I do it like Cake. Just to fuck with people.

But still drunken and angry.

FieldOfDepth

Christmas Island

May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:10 PM

Let's see if cgiface will do it.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:10 PM

He knows about your party....

Hopey

Corvallis, OR

January 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:12 PM

anyone going to do a "If you think i'm sexy" in a drunk scotish accent?

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:16 PM

We have a piper down.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:24 PM

Now his hat is on backwards, he can show you his tattoos, he is in the music business he is calling you,.........

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