I wanna puke

is not a trump exwife. i did the worst thing. mixed beer and vodka. Am so riding on the van Morrison spiritual beauty clip. Please don't fuck me Pauls. Help me Paula. Any girls wanna pm me for pat obrien talk, yteah, waht the fuck...I am, like soooo drunk right now....

Ok. I have no idea what this is. Kids, don't mix beer and vodka. Take it from your uncle pmonkey.

I'm a little concerned about you tonight.

no.kidding.like.crazy

aww, are you okay, sweetie?

yeah. I know. Most nights i can say "well I got a little drunk, so what." But tonight, it's like "Whoah." I just can't stop. I'm worried too."

I will so try not to go to "the dark side" ala "Sideways." But i don't know.

It's weird cause when yr an alcoholic you think "everyone drinks this way." But then you realize that's not true and you just don't understand it...

You are very sweet.

Alcoholics don't understand how normal people can just "have a few" and stop. It's one of those reasons why we can't just be social drinkers. We always have to drink until we pass out. I don't understand it, myself. It's just the way it is with me. Which, rationally I know isn't right.

It's like watching someone else do fucked up things through your boday and you can't stop it....

i feel the pain.

even better advice dont start drinking baileys after youve almost polished off a fifth of goldschlager. that will make you puke

I have to take vodka while drinking beer if I expect to get drunk.

i hope pmonkey's ok. i like pmonkey.

me too.

I like kabobs.

i swear i was expecting the first post to say "I've seen eternalexile naked."

i didn't make the thread.

Are you mocking the dead?

I'm just really really concerned about pmonk.

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