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pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:10 PM

is not a trump exwife. i did the worst thing. mixed beer and vodka. Am so riding on the van Morrison spiritual beauty clip. Please don't fuck me Pauls. Help me Paula. Any girls wanna pm me for pat obrien talk, yteah, waht the fuck...I am, like soooo drunk right now.... eeek wink

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:18 PM

Ok. I have no idea what this is. Kids, don't mix beer and vodka. Take it from your uncle pmonkey.

scarydoll

scarydoll

Trenton, NJ
January 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:18 PM

I'm a little concerned about you tonight.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:18 PM

no.kidding.like.crazy

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:19 PM

aww, are you okay, sweetie? frown

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:26 PM

scarydoll said:
I'm a little concerned about you tonight.





yeah. I know. Most nights i can say "well I got a little drunk, so what." But tonight, it's like "Whoah." I just can't stop. I'm worried too."

I will so try not to go to "the dark side" ala "Sideways." But i don't know.

It's weird cause when yr an alcoholic you think "everyone drinks this way." But then you realize that's not true and you just don't understand it...

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:27 PM

Dove said:
aww, are you okay, sweetie? frown




You are very sweet. smile

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 09:31 PM

Alcoholics don't understand how normal people can just "have a few" and stop. It's one of those reasons why we can't just be social drinkers. We always have to drink until we pass out. I don't understand it, myself. It's just the way it is with me. Which, rationally I know isn't right.

It's like watching someone else do fucked up things through your boday and you can't stop it....

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:08 PM

i feel the pain.

eurisko

eurisko

I'm lost
February 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:22 PM

even better advice dont start drinking baileys after youve almost polished off a fifth of goldschlager. that will make you puke

SovietCanada

sovietcanada

Montreal, QC
February 2005

MAY 07, 2005 10:24 PM

pmonkey said:
Ok. I have no idea what this is. Kids, don't mix beer and vodka. Take it from your uncle pmonkey.



I have to take vodka while drinking beer if I expect to get drunk.

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2005 10:30 PM

i hope pmonkey's ok. i like pmonkey.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

JUL 22, 2007 07:40 PM

monkeybutt said:
i hope pmonkey's ok. i like pmonkey.



me too.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUL 22, 2007 07:41 PM

magpieboy said:

monkeybutt said:
i hope pmonkey's ok. i like pmonkey.



me too.



I like kabobs.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

JUL 22, 2007 07:43 PM

i swear i was expecting the first post to say "I've seen eternalexile naked."

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

JUL 22, 2007 07:45 PM

Eternalexile said:
i swear i was expecting the first post to say "I've seen eternalexile naked."



i didn't make the thread.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JUL 22, 2007 07:49 PM

magpieboy said:

monkeybutt said:
i hope pmonkey's ok. i like pmonkey.



me too.


Are you mocking the dead?

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

JUL 22, 2007 08:14 PM

CKDexterHaven said:

magpieboy said:

monkeybutt said:
i hope pmonkey's ok. i like pmonkey.



me too.


Are you mocking the dead?



I'm just really really concerned about pmonk.

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