I feel like making love

Ladies, check out my profile and tell me what you think. Lets hook up and pant.

Damn, I thought this was going to be about Bad Company.

That't false advertising.

Is it the used car that we're supposed to get hot about?

Wrong kind of hook up, sir.

I was afraid it was going to be about *shudder* Kid Rock.

Might be helpful to put a worm on your hook, fisherman.

Apparently it's not happening for you.

I see one of these in your future...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

You like NOFX and The Cure? I never thought such a cultured woman could ever grace our small corner of planet Earth. That is PUNK or is it goth? Fuck.

Yeah, I bought it from Evan @ SF Auto in your apparent home state. Am I a scrub because I drive a used car or because I am "soliciting sex" on the internets? Or because I am drunk on the message board?

You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

I pulled the trunk and nothing happened.

his profile pic is pretty hot for black and white.

What if your house.....what if your dope was on fire....

That's impossible sir, it's in johnsons underwear.

Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?

That man is a brownie hound.

mess with the bull, get the horns son.


[Edited on May 08, 2005 by dkmfc]

these kids look up to me, they think I'm a swell guy.

King, Queen, Knave is your favorite book? C'mon, I'm the only person in North America who's read that. You're just trying to impress us by pretending to like Nabokov's less-known work, but really you like Lolita best just like everybody else. Ya' poseur!

[Edited on May 08, 2005 by fatdavid8]

Show Dick some respect!

c'mon Claire, show us your talent.

Eat.
My.
Shorts.

The next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!