My toilet seat falls down

and it causes my to pee on my hand if I don't catch it fast enough. This, I think, is a singularly male experience.

the title gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA. I think it'd be really great if there was some sort of slide or rollercoaster in which you'd sit on toilet seats and be able to pee as you wished. Because peeing just isn't exciting for girls, but that certainly would be. And it'd be good for those among us that are really afraid of rollercoasters and slides, you know, to such an extent that it makes them wet their pants.

I think I oughtta get a patent before any of you bastards steal my idea. It'll be the next rotato!

Boy did I want a rotato!

wtf is a rotato?????

I love you. Let's be business partners.

My toliet seat falls down as well, but being a girl, it only angers me when I have to clean the damn thing.

looks highly dangerous!

[Edited on May 05, 2005 by Sharona1881]

Highly delicious!

highly scary... perhaps delicious.. ive neve eaten potato skins like that tho... i like mine crispy and chip like...

especially if you take the long peel part and make the world's longest potatopeel curly french fry.

Absolutely

Just tape it to the tank!

But I like to close mine because I bought one of those cool toilet carpet things.

See? See? This is one of the many reasons why we need you around, TAB.

Or just fix it so it doesn't do that anymore

I don't know how to fix it. I've futzed with it a lot too. All I can do is hold it up while I clean it though. It must be irritating for my male company though,

There is no fixing it. It's one of the padded seats. It just pushes against the back of the toilet. Tape might be the only answer...

Mine too!!!

Glad I'm good for something

Get one of those latches that you lock a screen door with. You know, the ones in public restrooms that would offer you no protection while escaping from an axe murderer. Did that help?

[Edited on May 05, 2005 by LokiCoyote]

One of the many reasons. Many.

It just did it again! At least this time #1 turned into #2, so my toilet was kind of giving me a friendly hint...

This thread has been an interesting read, thank you. Back to being drunk.