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toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 10:32 PM

and it causes my to pee on my hand if I don't catch it fast enough. This, I think, is a singularly male experience.

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 10:36 PM

the title gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA. I think it'd be really great if there was some sort of slide or rollercoaster in which you'd sit on toilet seats and be able to pee as you wished. Because peeing just isn't exciting for girls, but that certainly would be. And it'd be good for those among us that are really afraid of rollercoasters and slides, you know, to such an extent that it makes them wet their pants.

I think I oughtta get a patent before any of you bastards steal my idea. It'll be the next rotato!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 10:41 PM

Boy did I want a rotato!

Sharona1881

Sharona1881

Floral Park, NY
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:25 PM

wtf is a rotato????? confused

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 04, 2005 11:27 PM

pygmy said:
the title gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA. I think it'd be really great if there was some sort of slide or rollercoaster in which you'd sit on toilet seats and be able to pee as you wished. Because peeing just isn't exciting for girls, but that certainly would be. And it'd be good for those among us that are really afraid of rollercoasters and slides, you know, to such an extent that it makes them wet their pants.

I think I oughtta get a patent before any of you bastards steal my idea. It'll be the next rotato!



I love you. Let's be business partners.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:36 PM

My toliet seat falls down as well, but being a girl, it only angers me when I have to clean the damn thing.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:37 PM

Sharona1881 said:
wtf is a rotato????? confused


Sharona1881

Sharona1881

Floral Park, NY
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:38 PM

shocked looks highly dangerous!

[Edited on May 05, 2005 by Sharona1881]

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:41 PM

Sharona1881 said:
shocked looks highly dangerous!

[Edited on May 05, 2005 by Sharona1881]


Highly delicious!

Sharona1881

Sharona1881

Floral Park, NY
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:44 PM

highly scary... perhaps delicious.. ive neve eaten potato skins like that tho... i like mine crispy and chip like... smile

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:44 PM

toothpickmoe said:

Sharona1881 said:
shocked looks highly dangerous!

[Edited on May 05, 2005 by Sharona1881]


Highly delicious!



especially if you take the long peel part and make the world's longest potatopeel curly french fry. eeek

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:44 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

pygmy said:
the title gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA. I think it'd be really great if there was some sort of slide or rollercoaster in which you'd sit on toilet seats and be able to pee as you wished. Because peeing just isn't exciting for girls, but that certainly would be. And it'd be good for those among us that are really afraid of rollercoasters and slides, you know, to such an extent that it makes them wet their pants.

I think I oughtta get a patent before any of you bastards steal my idea. It'll be the next rotato!



I love you. Let's be business partners.



Absolutely love

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:45 PM

Just tape it to the tank! tongue

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:52 PM

But I like to close mine because I bought one of those cool toilet carpet things.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:55 PM

throwabomb said:
Just tape it to the tank! tongue


See? See? This is one of the many reasons why we need you around, TAB.

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:12 AM

toothpickmoe said:

throwabomb said:
Just tape it to the tank! tongue


See? See? This is one of the many reasons why we need you around, TAB.



Or just fix it so it doesn't do that anymore wink

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:24 AM

I don't know how to fix it. I've futzed with it a lot too. All I can do is hold it up while I clean it though. It must be irritating for my male company though,

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:29 AM

pygmy said:

toothpickmoe said:

throwabomb said:
Just tape it to the tank! tongue


See? See? This is one of the many reasons why we need you around, TAB.



Or just fix it so it doesn't do that anymore wink


There is no fixing it. It's one of the padded seats. It just pushes against the back of the toilet. Tape might be the only answer...

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:30 AM

toothpickmoe said:

pygmy said:

toothpickmoe said:

throwabomb said:
Just tape it to the tank! tongue


See? See? This is one of the many reasons why we need you around, TAB.



Or just fix it so it doesn't do that anymore wink


There is no fixing it. It's one of the padded seats. It just pushes against the back of the toilet. Tape might be the only answer...



Mine too!!!

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:33 AM

Glad I'm good for something tongue

TheSeadog

TheSeadog

Reunion
September 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:37 AM

Get one of those latches that you lock a screen door with. You know, the ones in public restrooms that would offer you no protection while escaping from an axe murderer. Did that help?

[Edited on May 05, 2005 by LokiCoyote]

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:50 AM

throwabomb said:
Glad I'm good for something tongue


One of the many reasons. Many.

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

MAY 05, 2005 12:54 AM

toothpickmoe said:

throwabomb said:
Glad I'm good for something tongue


One of the many reasons. Many.


blush biggrin

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 05, 2005 01:10 AM

It just did it again! At least this time #1 turned into #2, so my toilet was kind of giving me a friendly hint...

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

MAY 05, 2005 01:12 AM

This thread has been an interesting read, thank you. Back to being drunk.

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