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FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:27 PM

What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAY 01, 2005 02:28 PM

I ain't ridin' in no trunk for no minute, man.

Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

MAY 01, 2005 02:28 PM

I'm going to pretend i know whats going on.

You must be talking to the wrong guy... because i've never been anything remotely close to beautiful in my life.

.... and i think i recognise this from a film....

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:31 PM

the most popular gun in american crime...like they proud of that shit...

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:32 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
I ain't ridin' in no trunk for no minute, man.



Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggas to get 'em out of jail, but I did it!

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:32 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
I ain't ridin' in no trunk for no minute, man.


you like to catch a nigga off-guard with this shit, man...

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:34 PM

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:36 PM

oh he aint gonna like that. ole Beumont aint got a 'doin' time' kinda disposition.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:37 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

psychoholicagogo said:
I ain't ridin' in no trunk for no minute, man.



Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggas to get 'em out of jail, but I did it!



and how small was that jail cell, mutha-fucka?!?

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:37 PM

How old is that machine gun shit?

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAY 01, 2005 02:38 PM

Aaaaawww man, I wasn't plannin' on goin no place. It's twelve
o'clock, man. I'm home, I'm high -

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 01, 2005 02:38 PM

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:39 PM

That shit'll rob you of your ambitions

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:40 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
How old is that machine gun shit?


awww man thats a old charge, they aint got room now for all these niggas out here killin each other, man.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAY 01, 2005 02:41 PM

Not if your ambition's to get high and watch tv.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAY 01, 2005 02:42 PM

katiebarthedoor said:

FridgeMagnet said:
How old is that machine gun shit?


awww man thats a old charge, they aint got room now for all these niggas out here killin each other, man.



Tomorrow I pick you up, take you to Century City, meet my lawyer. Now let me tell you a little bit about my lawyer. His name is Stacin Goins and this nigga is a junkyard dog! He's my own private Johnie Cochran. In fact, he'd kick Johnie Cochran's ass. And like Johnie Cochran, dude hates fuckin' cops. I'm serious, this man lives to fuck with the police. So as a favor, I had him look at your case. Stacin told me you aint got shit to worry about. They just fuckin' wit ya. So we sic the junkyard dog on their ass, make them stop fuckin' wit ya!

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:43 PM

What the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:48 PM

Jackie can tell me any story that pops into her pretty little head, so long as at the end of that story, she hands me my money.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 02:50 PM

you come in here on a saturday night i bet you need nigga repellent to keep em' motherfuckers off you.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAY 01, 2005 02:55 PM

This TEC-9? They advertise it as being the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that shit? It actually says that on the little booklet that comes with it. "Most Popular Gun in American Crime," like they're proud of that shit.

[Edited on May 01, 2005 by psychoholicagogo]

ketaminekitty

ketaminekitty

Grand Rapids, MI
October 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:02 PM

beaumont's-brains out. HAH, that shit rhymes...

McBane13

McBane13

I'm lost
April 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:04 PM

Wanna fuck?

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:06 PM

and hes from Kentucky. and i think thy kinda prejudiced against brothas from down south. biggrin

Rannie

Rannie

Brooklyn, NY
July 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:07 PM

Half a million dollars will always be missed.

DookieJones

DookieJones

Washington, DC
March 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:09 PM

didn't I blow your mind this time....didn't I?

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