Fuck You With Your Chill Pill

What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!

I ain't ridin' in no trunk for no minute, man.

I'm going to pretend i know whats going on.

You must be talking to the wrong guy... because i've never been anything remotely close to beautiful in my life.

.... and i think i recognise this from a film....

the most popular gun in american crime...like they proud of that shit...

Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggas to get 'em out of jail, but I did it!

you like to catch a nigga off-guard with this shit, man...

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

oh he aint gonna like that. ole Beumont aint got a 'doin' time' kinda disposition.

and how small was that jail cell, mutha-fucka?!?

How old is that machine gun shit?

Aaaaawww man, I wasn't plannin' on goin no place. It's twelve
o'clock, man. I'm home, I'm high -

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

That shit'll rob you of your ambitions

awww man thats a old charge, they aint got room now for all these niggas out here killin each other, man.

Not if your ambition's to get high and watch tv.

Tomorrow I pick you up, take you to Century City, meet my lawyer. Now let me tell you a little bit about my lawyer. His name is Stacin Goins and this nigga is a junkyard dog! He's my own private Johnie Cochran. In fact, he'd kick Johnie Cochran's ass. And like Johnie Cochran, dude hates fuckin' cops. I'm serious, this man lives to fuck with the police. So as a favor, I had him look at your case. Stacin told me you aint got shit to worry about. They just fuckin' wit ya. So we sic the junkyard dog on their ass, make them stop fuckin' wit ya!

What the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?

Jackie can tell me any story that pops into her pretty little head, so long as at the end of that story, she hands me my money.

you come in here on a saturday night i bet you need nigga repellent to keep em' motherfuckers off you.

This TEC-9? They advertise it as being the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that shit? It actually says that on the little booklet that comes with it. "Most Popular Gun in American Crime," like they're proud of that shit.

[Edited on May 01, 2005 by psychoholicagogo]

beaumont's-brains out. HAH, that shit rhymes...

Wanna fuck?

and hes from Kentucky. and i think thy kinda prejudiced against brothas from down south.

Half a million dollars will always be missed.

didn't I blow your mind this time....didn't I?