Badely, unpleasantly fucked

so I was at this bar talking with this chick I went to highschooli with and had a few shots na know, whiskey of course. I'm getting a little headrush and then i'm talking with regulars from the bar that this chick knows and this one dude and me is tal king about shit, ya know, army surplus and fucking running restraunts mans. And then we talking about the tobacco pipe I'd been puffing on and then suddenly he leans forward and said.....dude do you smoke. And I was like a time or two. So I had my first joint and man had too much and now I'm paraniod and shit and I'm badley unpleasntly stoned....and I'm fucking here this guy say HEY HEY and then I hear a fucking monkey laughing at me, caclk ing man, like a cacacacacacacaacacacacacac. And the fucking monkeys out to get me main and then I escaped and i'm seeing shit in the shadows of branches man....at first it was a pretty lady, then a cat lady, then the black cat noise morphed ilnto the gaping nose hole of a SKull and then...then it changed into a monkey and I ran man, And i saw spacemen smiley faces, a demon lizard, and a fucking shaggy hair 70's folk band guitarist man.
And I'm fucking running from the bar cause I'm scared man and and Fucking a cop f rom a different city rolls by about every few blocks and I'm fucking paranoid as fuck and now I'm fucking home but my eyes are blood s hot, did mom notice, FUCK FUCK FUCK ::guitar solo from dark side of the moon.........



And man, the I got cookies, yes mucheeeeeedes, and fucking man.....This fucking sucks. My throat is so fucking dry

Hrmmmmmmm

Feels like even the internet is fucked with me. Me and My high computer. No SHit.

you spelled badly wrong.

And you live with your mom.

Alright, now I've smoked my fair share of marijuana.

But most people don't get high their first time. Did you smoke a sack of weed or something?

Dope is for dopes.

The next time you come across any marijuana, you should immediately hand it over to me "for disposal" and for your greater welfare.

I do this because I care.

leak leak leak leak leak

You need to drink some milk!

Angel dust is BAD NEWS.

I bet you never left your room

right......

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Heeeeeey, that's Bling Bling! that's my motherfucker!

Bling Bling smoke crack pipe

I want to get his Bling-Along dvd.

Oh, and FYI: you're stoned.

Fuckin Right

*Applause!*

Thank you.

That was some bad fucking shake man.
Last night my thought process was like turning the dial on the radio.....from one thought to the next, all entirely unrelated. I don't think I'll be accepting grass from strangers anymore.

Too Long, Didn't Read!

you should try it for medical purposes sometime....



whooo....

English motherfucker!! Do you speak it?

Nein, was ist das?

What?